Brutal Danmaku Battle In Human Village
Shameimaru A.
The human village was treated to a violent awakening earlier this morning as Hakurei Reimu and Tewi Inaba of Eientei engaged in a brutal Danmaku duel in which three innocent people were picchun'd in the crossfire.
The duel apparently originated over a disagreement about something which Miss Hakurei was seen referring to as a "pyramid scam." Witnesses say the disagreement grew into a heated argument, and by 7:43 AM, Miss Hakurei and Miss Inaba had begun exchanging Danmaku.
Miss Mori A. of the human village emerged from her nearby house complaining about the noise and was struck in the hitbox by a poorly aimed Yin-Yang Orb. The ill-fated human picchun'd instantly. Miss Mori sadly left three children behind.
Miss Tanaka K. of the human village tried to run to Miss Mori's aid and was stuck in the hitbox by a poorly aimed shot fired by Inaba Tewi. She too picchun'd instantly.
Miss Kirisame M. was simply passing through when she was caught in Reimu's spellcard "Fantasy Seal." Whether this was intentional or not is under debate by Criminal Justice Shikieiki Yamaxanadu and her subordinate. Fortunately, Miss Kirisame had two more lives.
The brief but deadly Danmaku duel ceased when Hakurei Reimu and Tewi Inaba were chased out of the human villiage by an enraged schoolteacher, miss Kamishirasawa Keine.
Author's Notes: Uwaaah! I've been inactive for so long! I'm sorry, everyone! I have my college semester going on right now, but I still intend to finish all my other stories!