Hi everyone! This is Hameru with a very unusual crossover I will be presenting today. I hope this goes well. *Ahem, I now present to you...(Cia:you're forgetting something...) Oh right! Puella magi Madoka magica and ace attorney do not belong to me. They belong to Gen Urobuchi and CAPCOM respectively. OK NOW I present to you...

HEADLESS TURNABOUT

Mitakihara City

District Courthouse defense lobby number 5

"Homura-chan? The trial is about to start." The purple magical defense attorney turned to see who spoke, and was met with a certain pink haired girl: Madoka Kaname, her assistant. In a world where to be a lawyer you had to make a contract with Kyubey, the cute white alien cat, and depending on the wish (and personality) you were either a DA or a prosecutor, Homura felt glad that Madoka was still human. "Right. The case." Alright. The trial of Sayaka Miki for the murder of Mami Tomoe. I have no idea why Sayaka became a magical girl right after Mami's death. Madoka then spoke. "You can save Sayaka right? I know she didn't kill Mami. And by the way she was killed...this is just too much!" Madoka burst into tears, leaving Homura slightly depressed. Sayaka suddenly appeared, with a rather depressed look than her usual determined and energetic look. "You're my defense attorney?! Please get me out of this mess!" Madoka worriedly said,"To be honest, I don't think we have much time left." Taking note of this, Sayaka got them into a huddle and whispered "I saw a black serpent attack Mami before I blacked out, could it have been a witch?"Black sepent? Where have I heard of this before? Homura's thoughts were interrupted by someone calling for the defense attorney as court was about to be in session. "Let's go, Madoka, We will save Sayaka and find the true culprit!"

Trial Day One, all rise

(play Kyubey's theme)

Kyubey the judge banged the gavel ( idk how lol) when everyone took their place. Because everyone in the room were either magical lawyers or suitable candidates, Kyubey spoke using telepathy. Is the defense ready? Homura just nodded her head, she wasn't one for words. And the prosecution?...Kyoko grinned, pocky in mouth, "I'm all ready!" Kyubey smiled his eternal smile. Will the prosecution make the opening statement please? "Can do, even though we all know Sayaka is so very guilty." Kyoko smirked and held up a folder. "Last night, in a hospital, magical lawyer Mami Tomoe was found dead, having her soul gem shattered...and her head missing. I request to submit the crime scene photo and the autopsy report now." The court accepts these as evidence.

*Crime scene photo and autopsy report are added in the court record.*

The judge then swished his tail, and asked, And what is the reason Miki Sayaka is the accused? "Easy! Besides Homura here, Sayaka is practically Mami's sucuessor in the line of owning the city of Mitakihara. Another good reason, this sword was found nearby the scene of the crime. The only magical lawyer here who uses swords as her weapons...is Sayaka Miki!"

(Play 2013 DD Suspense)

OBJECTION!

"Kyoko, is there blood on the blade? Does the sword have Sayaka's fingerprints on it?" Homura fired back. Kyoko looked visibly shocked but responded, "You got me there, Akemi-san. But does it really matter? You know Sayaka wears gloves as part of her attire and she could have cleaned the blade with one of her hankercheifs she carries around for her lover boy you all know!" Sayaka looked visibly hurt, and was blushing with embarrassment. Homura thought to herself, Kyoko has a point there. But maybe the witness can reveal more than just the sword! Still, this isn't looking good. "Don't give up Homura-chan, a sword can't stop you!" Ah Madoka, always here to support me if I lose hope.

Kyubey silently asked Kyoko to bring forth the witness. "My witness here will prove the little champion of justice here that she is guilty!"

(Music stops)

HOLD IT!

Madoka? Kyubey was surprised to hear the assistant speak. "Kyoko forgot something very important I would like to um, address!" Kyoko snapped her pocky in half, clearly annoyed. "What?! I said all I had to say! Little girls like you shouldn't try to do a magical lawyer's job!" Madoka was trembling a bit from fear but luckily Homura figured out what Kyoko missed. "Kyoko...you forgot to submit the sword as evidence." The prosecutor in red glared daggers at the pink and purple duo, then did what she forgot to do.

*Sword added into the court record.*

Kyubey however was patient and tolerant of the mistake. Alright. Now that that's settled, the witness can come down now. Kyoko somehow found another pocky stick and summoned the witness.

(Kyubey theme resumes)

A small doll-like creature took the witness stand. Witness, state your name and occupation. Do not worry about being misunderstood, Kyoko is graciously using her magic to let us understand you, as you clearly do not speak English.

The doll creature spoke. "My name is Charlotte, and my occupation is ...a cheese hoarder!"

Well that is all I have time for today. The idea of having the magical girls be lawyers was last minute and to me, it worked out nicely. I will later on explain how the system works and how it ties to witches and stuff. Please R&R!