YAY!!!! Summer time is here!!!!! No more school for 3 months!!!! More
time for Lord of the Rings!!!! Well, here it is, my brand new fiction.
Oh, I'm sure you're all celebrating about this, or not.
Disclaimer - I don't own Lord of the Rings or Disney World.
I do own this. my Wizard staff of DOOM so you'd better Review or I'll uh. send you into Mount Doom!!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!! ()()()()
It was a beautiful day, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, and those little furry forest animals were running about. Okay, so it didn't seem like such a good day to the Fellowship, they had just came down from Caradhas, what a waste of time that was, and the Hobbits were really starting to get on their nerves.
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves and this is how it goes. I know a."
"Okay, you four have sung that song enough!!! Please be quiet now!!" Boromir was about ready to silence them with his sword if they didn't listen to him. Erg!! That song!!!!
"Fine." Frodo said. "I know what we can sing guys!!"
"What, Mr. Frodo?"
"Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just now. Just now I found a peanut, found a peanut just now." And, with that, they all starting singing again. "Cracked it open, cracked it open, cracked it open just now. Just now I cracked it open, cracked it open just now."
"Okay, enough singing!!!" Gandalf practically shouted. He wasn't in the best of moods right now. Stupid Mountain!
Pippin was about to call Gandalf a spaz but, luckily, Merry stopped him. They walked in almost complete silence for a couple hours with the only sounds being the Hobbits whispering. But, all good things must end, and soon the Hobbits started up again.
"Are we there yet?" Frodo asked
"I'm hungry, what's for dinner?" Pippin said almost instantaneously.
"I'm bored!" Merry stated.
"Mr. Frodo wants to know if we are there yet." Sam said after realizing he couldn't think of anything better to say.
"I'm bored too!!" Frodo said.
"Mr. Frodo's bored." Said you know who.
"I'm hungry!!!! Need food!!!" Pippin said loudly.
"The Rings insulting to me, tell it to shut up!!!" Frodo yelled.
"Okay!!!!! We are stopping here!!" Gandalf screamed. This should quiet the Hobbits for now. He gave everyone (okay just the Hobbits) jobs to do to keep them busy. A few hours later, after the Hobbits had fallen asleep he called the others together to talk about their 'problem'. "What should we do about the Hobbits?"
"I say we tie them up and tape their mouths shut." Aragorn said.
"I'm sure it wouldn't take them long to figure out how to get through the tape so they could talk. They are like that battery bunny. You know, the one that doesn't stop." Legolas said.
"That would be the Energizer bunny." Gimli said as he flicked the light bulb that was above his head on. He didn't try to hide the fact that he was glad that he knew something that the Elf didn't. He knew that all that 'wasted time' had gone to good use now.
"Well, I think we should tie them to trees and beat them to sticks. or, better yet, slash their throats!!! No one would know!!" Boromir said with perhaps too much excitement.
"I got it!!!!" Legolas yelled. "We could go on vacation!!!"
"But to where?" Gandalf was wondering what would get all that excess energy out of those little Hobbits.
"I know!! I've heard that in the future there is this place it is called Disney World. Thousands of people go there each year. It is the perfect vacation spot." Aragorn stated.
"How do you know what will happen in the future?" Boromir now was sure Aragorn had lost it. Those Hobbits could make anyone go crazy. Maybe Aragorn should take a vacation to the Rivendell Asylum.
"The little birdie told me." Aragorn said while he pointed at a little robin up in the trees.
"Okay once the little ones wake up we will go to this place. uh. Disney World." Gandalf said. ()()()()()
AHHH!!!! That was crappy!! Next chapter should be better, I hope. Speaking of next chapter, how 'bout you review. I know you're wondering what a next chapter have to do with reviewing. well so am I. Hey, what did you expect, I'm insane! Remember REVIEW R-E-V-I-E-W!!!!! Frodo will be happy if you do.
Frodo - **in the background shaking his head and mouthing "No, don't do it!!"**
GRRR!!!! Stop sabotaging me Frodo!!!!! **Unsheathes Sting*
Frodo - How did you get that?!?!?!
I stole. uh. I mean borrowed it!! **nods and smiles**
Ack!!! I have major writer's block now!!! Having trouble with next chapter!!!!
Disclaimer - I don't own Lord of the Rings or Disney World.
I do own this. my Wizard staff of DOOM so you'd better Review or I'll uh. send you into Mount Doom!!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!! ()()()()
It was a beautiful day, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, and those little furry forest animals were running about. Okay, so it didn't seem like such a good day to the Fellowship, they had just came down from Caradhas, what a waste of time that was, and the Hobbits were really starting to get on their nerves.
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves and this is how it goes. I know a."
"Okay, you four have sung that song enough!!! Please be quiet now!!" Boromir was about ready to silence them with his sword if they didn't listen to him. Erg!! That song!!!!
"Fine." Frodo said. "I know what we can sing guys!!"
"What, Mr. Frodo?"
"Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just now. Just now I found a peanut, found a peanut just now." And, with that, they all starting singing again. "Cracked it open, cracked it open, cracked it open just now. Just now I cracked it open, cracked it open just now."
"Okay, enough singing!!!" Gandalf practically shouted. He wasn't in the best of moods right now. Stupid Mountain!
Pippin was about to call Gandalf a spaz but, luckily, Merry stopped him. They walked in almost complete silence for a couple hours with the only sounds being the Hobbits whispering. But, all good things must end, and soon the Hobbits started up again.
"Are we there yet?" Frodo asked
"I'm hungry, what's for dinner?" Pippin said almost instantaneously.
"I'm bored!" Merry stated.
"Mr. Frodo wants to know if we are there yet." Sam said after realizing he couldn't think of anything better to say.
"I'm bored too!!" Frodo said.
"Mr. Frodo's bored." Said you know who.
"I'm hungry!!!! Need food!!!" Pippin said loudly.
"The Rings insulting to me, tell it to shut up!!!" Frodo yelled.
"Okay!!!!! We are stopping here!!" Gandalf screamed. This should quiet the Hobbits for now. He gave everyone (okay just the Hobbits) jobs to do to keep them busy. A few hours later, after the Hobbits had fallen asleep he called the others together to talk about their 'problem'. "What should we do about the Hobbits?"
"I say we tie them up and tape their mouths shut." Aragorn said.
"I'm sure it wouldn't take them long to figure out how to get through the tape so they could talk. They are like that battery bunny. You know, the one that doesn't stop." Legolas said.
"That would be the Energizer bunny." Gimli said as he flicked the light bulb that was above his head on. He didn't try to hide the fact that he was glad that he knew something that the Elf didn't. He knew that all that 'wasted time' had gone to good use now.
"Well, I think we should tie them to trees and beat them to sticks. or, better yet, slash their throats!!! No one would know!!" Boromir said with perhaps too much excitement.
"I got it!!!!" Legolas yelled. "We could go on vacation!!!"
"But to where?" Gandalf was wondering what would get all that excess energy out of those little Hobbits.
"I know!! I've heard that in the future there is this place it is called Disney World. Thousands of people go there each year. It is the perfect vacation spot." Aragorn stated.
"How do you know what will happen in the future?" Boromir now was sure Aragorn had lost it. Those Hobbits could make anyone go crazy. Maybe Aragorn should take a vacation to the Rivendell Asylum.
"The little birdie told me." Aragorn said while he pointed at a little robin up in the trees.
"Okay once the little ones wake up we will go to this place. uh. Disney World." Gandalf said. ()()()()()
AHHH!!!! That was crappy!! Next chapter should be better, I hope. Speaking of next chapter, how 'bout you review. I know you're wondering what a next chapter have to do with reviewing. well so am I. Hey, what did you expect, I'm insane! Remember REVIEW R-E-V-I-E-W!!!!! Frodo will be happy if you do.
Frodo - **in the background shaking his head and mouthing "No, don't do it!!"**
GRRR!!!! Stop sabotaging me Frodo!!!!! **Unsheathes Sting*
Frodo - How did you get that?!?!?!
I stole. uh. I mean borrowed it!! **nods and smiles**
Ack!!! I have major writer's block now!!! Having trouble with next chapter!!!!