Disclaimed.
Author's Note: Hello! Yes, another fiction by Rubber Froggie, formerly DeadlyAsFire. Gah! I need to get over this damn writer's block! I can start new fictions, but can't keep up with the ones I've already planned. Oh well, enjoy.
Summary: Naruto and Sasuke's thoughts on Jiraiya and Orochimaru's relationship.
Warnings: Mild cursing, hinted Yaoi.
Pairing: Het shippers be forewarned, Hinted JiraiyaOrochimaru.
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"Heh. I didn't know Uchihas wore gay outfits like that." Naruto taunted. He loved pissing off his old friend, Sasuke.
"I didn't know Uzumakis needed to learn how to shut the fuck up." Sasuke retorted.
Silence.
Naruto's fingers tapped the table impatiently.
"I wonder how I'm going to tell Sakura-chan about this." Naruto muttered, more to himself than Sasuke.
More silence.
"What do you think?" Sasuke asked out of the blue.
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "About...?"
"About Jiraiya and Orochimaru's relationship, idiot."
Naruto glared at Sasuke for that.
He shrugged. "I don't think much of it. I always thought that Jiraiya only liked women, but I guess you can't judge a book by it's cover. You?"
Silence.
"It's sexy...for old people sex." Sasuke muttered.
Naruto looked like Sakura just punched him in the face. He shook his head. "Out! Out mental images, out!" He yelled, shaking his head, ears covered.
Sasuke chuckled and leaned back in his chair. Works every time. He thought.
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Author's Note: Bleh. Just some impulsive writing. Flames are ok.