1. hug him saying "TOBI-CHHAAAAAAAN"
2. ask him if hes a closet pervert 1000000000009 times...or until he answers
3. drag him into the akatsuki base's living room pull out his tobi mask and stick it to his face and say "HAHAHA I TOLLED YOU TOBI WAS MADARA AND MADARA WAS TOBI"
4. run around naked then glomp him
5. squeal randomly in the middle of the night (it will piss off alot of other members of the akatsuki to 8D)
6. ask him if hes a pedophile
7. kiss him pull back then punch him in the face (8D i do the same to drake (melody-no-danna's brother)!!!!!)
8. randomly sing ninja of the night
9. stalk him
..............sorry thats all i got i am feeling kinda depressed =TT~TT=