Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
If I had to pick one word to describe the Akatsuki, it would be special. Not dangerous, because, well, after you hang around with them for awhile, you start to forget. Or, at least until Kakuzu chops off Hidan's with one effortless swoop. And then Hidan effortlessly manages to both talk back sassily and stay completely alive. Not everyone can do that, you know.
And not even crazy because, honestly not all of them are. Deidara isn't that bad, although probably a tad bit suicidal. And Kakuzu is just really thrifty. And Itachi… Well, other than his dark poetry, I guess he's alright. Not quite unstable. But definitely teetering on the edge. I mean, one more step, and he just might fall into insanity.
They aren't even strong, or mighty, or powerful. I mean, they are physically, but what is Akatsuki really? A ragtag group of scarily organized outcasts trying to take over the world to create a brighter future? Pshhhh… Talk about cliché.
Handsome? Nope… Sorry, Kisame. Evil? Naw, they're all sweethearts (except for a few). Manly? Nope, they have Konan. And heroic? Secretly good? I might've bought that if I didn't see Zetsu eat the last hostage's eyeball like it was candy. And he chews with his mouth open.
So… I'm left with special. It's accurate, at the very least. Some might think it's vague, but, well, what can I say? Deidara's special. Anyone with mouths on their hands is special. Hidan's special. He's immortal. Tobi is very special.
Uchiha Madara is very special too.
But hey, guess what? I'm Uchiha Kimi.
And I'm very special too.
Hey guys! This is the intro to my story, basically. It's an OC, yes, but not a self-insert. Thanks for reading.