Well, peeps, it's like, meh B-day! Happy Happy Days!

I shall, like, eateth caketh.

And foodeth.

Firestar: FOOD? I LIKE FOOD! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Who gave Firestar sugar?

Sandstorm: That would be me.

And what did you give him?

Sandstorm: Cake?

-Gasp- what kind?

Errr….white with raspberries?

SANDSTORM! –hits over the head with dead Ashfur- Meh heh, look what I gots! That was MY cake!

Cinderkit: Hello! Earthlings! Have you not discovered my true identity?

All: Err, everyone who's NOT in the books has….

Cinderkit: Oh, there goes my plan. –pulls out flame-thrower and BBQs everyone- BWA HA HA!

Sorreltail: -picks up Cinderkit- Now, now, you didn't get your bath, so you can't play with your dangerous weapons!

Cinderkit: But Mom! Molekit and everyone get to! Why can't I? I WANNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD! BWA HA HA!

-wacks over the head with dead Birchpaw- Listen to your mother. Maybe you can come to the party then.

Tigerstar: Omg! Lyk, hi, Aneis! Lyk, can I come 2 ur parte?

Stop using chatspeak.

Tigerstar: Sure. Did my arch-nemesis eat your cake?

Yes –sobs-

Tigerstar: BAD KITTY! –wacks over the head with BBQ'ed Sandstorm- I'll get you another cake! –runs to bakery-

Yay!

Darthy: -bellowing- TIGERSTAR IS A BAD KITTY! I DON'T LIKE HIM! I SHALL GET YOU A GOOD CAKE!

The race is on, folks, who will be the first person to successfully deliver the perfect cake?

Firestar: Tigerstar is on a school bus, wait no! He just stole a school bus!

But Sandstorm hitchhiked in a, ooh, nice blue BMW. They're both rounding the corner, and Tigerstar's delivered, a spinning kick? Tacky-Tacky!

Firestar: Sandstorm retaliates with a nice flip there, but now, they're both shoving inside, and-!

DARTHY FORGETS HER WALLET! Looks like it's over, folks, Tigerstar takes the cake (no pun intended).

Darthy: -bellowing (duh)- Wait, are these the WARRIORS kitties?

You didn't notice FIRESTAR and TIGERSTAR?

Darthy: -bellowing- OOH KITTIES! –huggles the protesting Cinderkit-

Cinderkit: -being huggled- LET ME GO! I WANT OT RULE THE WORLD! BWA HA HA! –BBQs the entire forest-

Darthy: -guess- I WILL SAVE YOU! –Picks up all cats and brings them to Aneis's B-day party-

I'm not eating them!

Birchpaw: -reincarnated- Thank StarClan!

But I might just eat him…BWA HA HA! Cinderkit, may I borrow your flamethrower?

Cinderkit: Just don't dent it.