Put Yourself In My Place
Chapter 1: The battle of the sexes begins! And meet CoCo… Or not.
Raising an eyebrow at the content he was reading over his girlfriend's shoulder, the Japanese male wanted to know why the blonde had her full attention on this magazine instead of him. But once he'd read the juicy paragraph on the glossed page - Tyson soon broke out into laughter. "Women having their own babies?" He stated out loud and dug his hands into his jean pockets.
She jumped faintly at the nosey Granger who was behind her. That's probably the quietest he's ever been – Jordan thought to herself and closed the magazine. "Apparently we just need bone marrow to replace sperm." She mumbled and lifted her head up to gaze her chestnut brown eyes up at him.
"Bone marrow?" The champion repeated whilst still laughing. This was slightly damaging to a males pride after all. "What woman thought out that lie?" He asked looking at the article.
Nonsense the lot of it - it was laughable to the proud Japanese male. "Kai! Come hear this!" Kai would get a laugh out of this as well – Not that he wanted to embarrass his girlfriend, Tyson cared for her and he knew he would pay a big price if this joke got too far and upset her.
"It's only early days Tyson…" Jordan cut herself off when she watched her boyfriend walk off into the kitchen to grab the team leader's attention. The blonde jumped up from the dojo front room sofa and followed him curiously. "He's unreal sometimes."
Not sure how to react to the invasion of his privacy, Kai was updating his beyblade at the kitchen table with his girlfriend sat beside him. "Go away I'm busy." He snarled coldly and refused to lift his crimson eyes up to look at the rival. He clearly was more interested in the new parts his sponsor had sent in for his Dranzer.
"Stop growling Kai." Tyson rolled his eyes and smiled. "There's something you got to see. Apparently, now, woman can make their own swimmers out bone marrow!" Oh he wanted to hear what his friend has to say about this one! "Jordan just read it in some silly woman's gossip magazine."
Looking up from the beyblade and parts that where arranged on the table, the brunette frowned slightly, "I think I read that's somewhere once." Tyler commented, thinking of where she saw it – on the internet probably.
A heavy sigh left the Hiwatari's dry lips. "Swimmers? Tyson…." Kai was a little confused by the comment at first and he expressed a confused expression on his pale face. But after thinking things through for a minute or two, that little brain cell in his mind flared up the answer. He means sperm!
In the meantime – Jordan was coughing loudly to hide the laughter that was dwelling up in her chest. "Yea, bone marrow swimmers Kai." She muttered, silently mocking Tyson's opportunity to rip the piss out of her.
Giggling slightly to herself, Tyler stood up from her place next to Kai. The brunette really wanted to see this acritical for herself - out of plane curiosity mostly. "Do they have real facts in there Jordan?"
This moment wasn't going as he planned. It was the girls that were supposed to be taken the piss out of, not him! "Do you really think a woman would actually create a life on your own?" Tyson stated placing his hands on his hips. "It's the stupid idea I've heard since Daichi thought he could be a Calvin Klein model."
"Why can't he be a Calvin Klein model Tyson?" Jordan asked raising an eyebrow. She was ready to twist this argument into her favour. "You should never tell someone that they can't do something. Besides, I do believe this could be achievable one day."
Kai sat back in his seat and sighed heavily. "It probably is achievable Tyson. But those babies will be looking like Zombies as they crawl out of a womb." He smirked and picked up the kitchen towel on the table to wipe the oil off his hands. What dumb ass would selfishly risk an innocent creations life to be born in that state? Oh yea, Boris - The blue haired male thought to himself and shivered with disgust for a split second.
"It's not achievable! Women are women and men are men." Tyson's views were still very traditional when it came to the subject. "The only way you can have a baby is by marring a man and … well you know the rest." He huffed with his cheeks turning a slight pink colour.
"Who cares?" Kai interrupted, starting to actually get involved in this debate. After all, he was a man too! And this was offending him slightly, especially as this article was hinting that men will no longer be needed on this planet in the future. He then thought out loud by mistake, "Women wouldn't conceive with each other anyways, they don't even like each other."
"You tell them Kai!" The champion started laughing again at his team leader's comment. "Women need man… They would be lost without us." Giving a victorious smile, the Japanese male then took out his Dragoon beyblade from his pants pocket. A little Beyblade match could settle this – He thought to himself.
"Hold on a minute there." Tyler made her voice heard. "Not all women hate each other Kai. Even if this experiment is impossible, it doesn't make a woman look weaker for it." The brunette said – there is always an argument about the different between male and female humans.
Witnessing that her boyfriend pulled out his beyblade, the Japanese blonde then nervously walked out the room. "No, leave Coco my alone." Jordan gasped and grabbed her hand bag that was on the dojo living room sofa. She always hid her white beyblade from Tyson's powerful wrath, especially when her bit-beast was very different to the others.
"Come on Jordan." Tyson gave her one of his charming, goofy smiles. "Who knows? Maybe this time your bit-best might actually show up." He loved teasing the blonde about it, but he knew she was a good Beyblader. "Let's settle this in the dish." He was challenging her now.
Tyler nudged her boyfriend softly and instantly knew that this would be an entraining sight to see. Everyone knew that her best friend's bit-beast, Coco, was defiantly not always cooperative. "We got to go watch." The brunette insisted.
"I know we have." Kai mumbled in a low tone and quickly placed the rest of his beyblade together to go and watch this entertaining match.
The match did not take long. Soon, Tyson was crying from laughter as Jordan's Beyblade only glowed for a few seconds before it stopped to spin all together – Coco was not in a mood to come out.
He loved Jordan and knew she was going to be more than a 'little' upset with him, but it was impossible not to laugh at this. "I think my side of the argument wins." He added, fuelling the fire with his smug comment.
Placing her head into her hands to hide the disappointment on her face - Jordan knew that Tyson would get his own back one way or another after that 'bone marrow swimmer' debate. It was always humiliating to listen to the sounds of everyone in the dojo back garden laughing at her pathetic beyblade.
It had spun beautifully to begin with, until when the bit-beast, Coco, went to show. The white beyblade would glow a chocolate brown colour, but the Koala bear would never show its face. Instead the beyblade would just stop spinning on the spot and rest lazily.
"Oh for fuck sake." Jordan gasped to herself, trying her best to swallow the frustration building up inside her figure. "Tyson shut up."
Tyson's eyes were tearing up from laughing and his hands over his stomach there was the small chance he might wet himself. "Is he shy or lazy?" The champion asked seeing if he could push her button again.
It was hard not to laugh but Tyler did try, she didn't want her friend feeling anymore humiliated, yet it was so funny. This happened before and it got to the point where the brunette had concluded that Coco was stage freight.
"Maybe you should swap him?" Was one of the suggestions that slipped from Tyson's lips in the moment of laughter. "Swap him for a bit-beast that actually works."
"I'll swap you inna minute!" Jordan snapped and bent down to pick up her beyblade in the dish. Despite that how much she wanted to throw the object across the garden, the girl was too soft too. "He really cannot be the most pointless bit-beast ever, surely."
"How embarrassing." Kai then turned his back to the two beybladers and placed his scarf over his mouth to hide the amusement on his face. "I'd seriously quit now if I was her."
Giggling silently, Tyler put her hand on her friends shoulder. "Maybe next time he'll show you that he was just … building up his energy." She tried to cheer her friend up, but it did seem rather pointless.
Jordan sighed heavily and placed her beyblade back into her handbag that was resting on the grassed floor. "He's just bone idle." She muttered and refused to take her death glare from the laughing world champion.
Yet soon as the 'lazy' creature was resting in the darkness, the bit-beast began to glow and unleash its most vile and amusing curses.
A/N: Hey guys! We hope you enjoy our brand new story which we have re-written. It's a comedy that we had planned and written years on our joint account BestxBeyblade (on Quizilla). The only difference is we have added a few more twists in and made it sound a little more realistic (plus we are older… Shhh). Let us know what you think by a cheeky review – Lots of Love AnimeRoyals (LittleAGranger & MarchellV).
This is why it takes us soooo long to update!
MarchellV: "Ann! I need a name for my OC!"
LittleAGranger: -.-; "No Mary-Sue stuff please. *pauses for a moment to think* How about Rosaline? Haha. That is a Mary-Sue name….. Erm…. How about Chlamydia?"
MarchellV: "Lmfao! Fuck it, how about Nibbles!?"