The planetarium
Some people call meh crazy because ah'm Goth, but ah'm not crazy by mehself. What makes meh crazy is that ah'I have this "gift", well if ya call it a gift, ah'I call it a curse, annoying roommate, a boyfriend that follow meh around like a lost puppy dog, then there was Logan mah adopted father being over protective and wants ta kill mah boyfriend, and then there's mah German brother Kurt that tendency ta play mother hen and teleports in front of ya, when ya want ta be alone! But taday ah'm going ta go grazy because ah'm going on a fieldtrip with mah class, oh and mah annoying boyfriend. It's going ta be like Hell on earth! So, anyways we're going ta the planetarium.
"Oh, what fun." Ah'I said sarcastically. "Oh don't worry Chere, ya got ya'r lucky Cajun with ya!" Is he seriously callin' himself lucky?" Ha, ya lucky?! Ya can't win the lottery without mah help!" "Oh, big deal chere ya helped meh once, and dat was da luck of the draw." Said Remy laughing. Unfortunately he didn't see the trashcan and tripped and fell in. everyone lhereaughed, even his girlfriend was laughing at his stupidity. But she over looks it because she loved him.
"Alright that's enough. What are you laughing at?" looked down at what the teens were laughing at. "So, Remy. You manage to fell into a trashcan, huh?" asked Dr. Stien. "Well it looks like it, Dr. Obviouse." Said Remy as his ass was stuck in the trashcan. " Ya know what Remy ya're right, ya're lucky! Ya are, ya are." Ah said laughing mah ass off. So we made our way through the door.
It was worst then ah thought, but Remy actually love this place. "Ah never thought ya're a regular space cadet!" "Well along time ago mah pere got meh into astronomy." " Oh, so it wasn't Dr. Stien, since Ya love him so much." "Oh, Chere don't be serous ya know ya da only one ah'I love." Said Remy with a smile on his smug face. It's been an hour and Ah'I was bored. "Hey chere there's a lavation simulator, it might be fun, non?" So we went into the simulator.
"Ok, Cajun how come it's not working?" ah asked. "Don't worry chere, Remy will fix ever thing." So he jumps down and finds a button on the wall. He presses the big shiny red button. "Remy don't press the shiny red button!" "Aww why chere? Oh, ah'I was remembering da show we watched earlier, ya know da one about cat and da Chihuahua that looked like a mosquito. Oh, what was dat show again? Oh, yeah Ren and Stimpy." So he pressed the red button. " Remy, ah'I feel funny!" "Yeah meh too chere!" And we were flying around ideates.
"Alright class, time to get back on the bus!" said Dr. Stien. "Remy ya ideate, ya get us down now!" Remy took out a ninja star and threw it at the red button. The button broke and we were free, but we hit the ground hard. We ran straight towards the bus. " Remy, ah'I had a great time with ya , ya big swamp rat." And we made it back home for dinner.