I know this is really bad for first impressions, but I'm working on something better! Written in ten minutes at five in the morning. Give me a break?
Tiger-Cub
Kakashi stared at Team 7 very hard.
"Sasuke!" he barked. "What would you do if you were a kitten?"
Sakura and Naruto froze where they were, and slowly swiveled their heads to see how Sasuke would react.
"I wouldn't be a defenseless kitten," said Sasuke calmly, "I would be a lion, a tiger, or a cheetah." Kakashi opened his mouth to speak, but Sasuke cut across a bit louder, "I would be a killer, not a mere pet."
Kakashi thought hard for exactly one minute, four seconds and six milliseconds. Sakura and Naruto were now slowly turning around to look at Kakashi. To them it was the tennis match of doom. Kakashi was on thin ice.
"Ah, but even a deadly tiger must start somewhere. What would you do as a tiger-cub?" Sakura and Naruto's heads followed the imaginary ball with horror.
Sasuke jumped onto the teacher's desk and grabbed his sensei by the neck, "I would use you as my plaything. I would bite your neck and spill your blood into the rivers!"
Kakashi stared at the Uchiha for a moment, and then cheerfully said, "I thought it was something like that!"