A young teenage fox
boy named Greneck Mist found himself lying on the shores of a
mysterious island. When he woke up, he saw a 6'7 tall wolf native
looking down at him.
"What brings you here? And what is your
name?" inquired the curious native.
"Uhh, the waves
kinda brought me here. And my name is Greneck Mist! I'm one of the
pilots in the Star Rebel Team. I was flying through the skies in my
arwing, when suddenly fog and mist overshadowed my path. I couldn't
see my way, so I ended up inadvertantly flying through a portal, and
warped, and then I woke up on the shores of this island and found
myself here!" responded Greneck.
"You say you found
yourself? You say fog and mist overshadowed you, you couldn't find
the way, and then you found this island? And by this, you must mean
you've found your purpose here?" asked the native. Greneck
looked bamboozled and bewildered by this statement.
"HUH? No,
I mean, I'm lost, right now. I still don't have any clue what the
hell is going on!" replied Greneck.
"This is Khaldazhor
Isle! I am Chief FleaBiten, and I am the leader of the Longol tribe.
It has long been a custom of us Longols to learn and grow from the
Krazoa Spirits! They are wise spirits who come down and test us every
so often. After we complete the trials, we feel rejuvenated,
healthier, happier, and spunkier! This helps us prepare for the
arrival of the legendary holy and mystical one who possesses green
fur!" stated the chief.
"I just wanna get back to my
space ship! Me and my friend Derick Cloud were in a race up in space
to see who could reach the final gold ring first! Now I'm stuck on
this strange island!" protested Greneck. The native chief began
to stare at Greneck with a look of shock and amazement.
"Wait
a minute! You, you sir, have GREEN FUR! You are the legendary hero
who will pass the ultimate Krazoa test!
Surely you are a mystical
magical one because of this fact, and it is also clear to me that you
are a weather wizard, with all your speakings of mist, fog, and
clouds, am I correct in making this bold assumption? Hmm?" asked
the native chief.
"I've had enough of this crazy rhetoric, I
don't believe anything you're telling me!" replied Greneck.
"No, no, it is TRUE! You will help us escape the mighty
powers of the ominous Photon Belt that is going to engulf our entire
planet in the year 93503 Z.X.! You must pass the ultimate Krazoa
test. First, follow me into the village, I will help you get
aquainted with all the members of my tribe" said the chief.
Greneck reluctantly followed the chief through a clearing in the
bushes, and soon he saw a large village bustling with activity. He
saw two other fox boys his age engaged in practicing combat, using
mystical sticks of light as weaponry.
"What are those weapons
called?" asked Greneck.
"Those are called Light Weapons.
Only a light wielder can wield a light weapon. Despite being referred
to as light weapons, they are not light weaponry, they are very
heavy! They can shoot light beams and zap foes dead within an
instant. That is why you must be so careful when using them so you
don't hurt your friends!" said the chief.
"What do I
need to do to become a Light wielder?" asked Greneck. The chief
beamed at Greneck.
"Well, my friend, since you are the
mystical weather wizard with green fur, it is written in our ancient
texts that you must first pass the ultimate Krazoa test! But never
mind that, I want the whole tribe to know that you have finally
arrived just as you promised you would in our ancient texts!"
said the chief. Greneck was now more confused and perplexed than
ever, as all the members of the tribe dropped their weapons and
tools, and flocked to Greneck and embraced him. They then began
singing and dancing and chanting happily. Poor Greneck had no idea
what was going on.
"HE's HERE! He's here to save us from the
impending doom of the Photon Belt! Now, if the Green Fox passes all
the trials, the King of the Krazoas will have mercy and prevent the
photon belt from eating up our entire way of life!" said the
chief. "And now, without further adue, I will initiate contact
with the Krazoas of Krazoa Palace through meditation!" The chief
began sitting in the lotus position repeating the phrase "Donut"
over and over. Eventually, he reached a breakthrough, a flash of
lightening could be heard in the sky, and the Krazoa Gods descended
upon the earth to offer the green fox a challenge of skill.
"Your
first challenge, Green Fox, shall be that of the Test of Temperment.
You will learn how to be in charge of your emotions, as will your
sister. I herebye warp you into the situation of conflict, conflict
with your sister, Alexia Mist!" stated the god. The krazoa god
picked up Greneck and warped him into a strange blue room. His sister
was there, waiting for him.
"I know you just can't stand
conflict with me!" said Alexia.
"That just ISN't TRUE!"
shouted Greneck in frustration. The krazoa god then gave Greneck and
Alexia each a mood ring.
"These are not your average mood
rings, I assure you. Rather they are a combination of Mind and Mood
rings. They let you feel the emotions of others. When you yell at
someone when wearing this ring, you will know exactly how the other
person feels and thinks about what you said. The idea is to be able
to cope with your emotions and thoughts and gain a better
understanding of one another through these mystical rings! You are
now on your own, Greneck! GO!" declared the Krazoa.
"I
think the fact you can't stop listening to that "You're Settin'
My Fur on Fire" by the Foxies, on your Ipod, means you have
severe obsessive compulsiveness!" thought Alexia. Greneck had an
idea to make his sister instantly fail the test.
"I think
cheese is the cornerstone of civilization!" thought Greneck.
Alexia's mood ring turned black.
"WHAT? You're thinking about
cheese? Get over here, you!" said Alexia lunging towards
Greneck. This act of physical anger display made the Krazoa god most
displeased.
"You are disqualified, Alexia!" stated the
krazoa.
"What is this? Lylation Roullete?" protested
Alexia. Suddenly, a beautiful young fox girl with blue fur came into
the room.
"My name is Krystal, and I think you should try to
work things out with your brother!" said Krystal. Greneck was
instantly love struck. His mood ring's colors started turning
red.
"She's smokin' HOT!" said Greneck. "Krazoa
God, can I share my emotions with Krystal instead, and can we change
the name of the test to uhh, the Test of Dating? No wait, how bout
the Test of True Love and Passion?" asked Greneck.
TO BE CONTINUED!
