"Stone Cold Steve Austin." I said, shaking my head and biting my lip. "I know! Girl, can you hook me up with a job so I can get with that?" My loud, ghetto cousin said, sipping on her Starbucks coffee. "Girl, boo. You wouldn't even do your job with the wrestlers around." I laughed with her. "I gotta go anyway. See you later, fam." I said, throwing some money on the table and leaving. "That's okay! Vin Diesel is better anyway!" I shook my head and continued to walk to my yellow Lamborgini. It took some years, broken bones, blood, sweat, and tears to get my baby, but I got her! I smiled to myself and got into Honey. I named her Honey when I first got her.
"Lee-Lee!" I yelled as I entered the arena, running over to my closest friend in the world of wrestling, Victoria, known as Alicia Fox to the WWE Universe. "Hey! You're late! Arrivin' on CP Time I see." She said, laughing as she looked at her diamond watch. I laughed. "Where's Vinnie Mac?" I asked. I found my answer when a red-faced boss of mine came strolling down the hall. "He's pissed." Alicia said. I hit her arm, "Well, thanks, Captain Obvious." "Bitch." She said to me, laughing and rolling her eyes. I ducked behind a crate as Vince passed. When it was clear, I stood up and ran down the hallway, right into the man I and my cousin were drooling over earlier. "Steve! Come on, man!" I said, smiling as he picked me up. "He said if I didn't find you, my ass was grass." Steve said. "That's bull! Put me down! You just want an excuse to grab my ass!" I yelled as he threw me over his shoulder. "Damn straight!" He said, then slapped my butt with his big hand. I gasped and laughed with him.
"Hey, Vinnie!" I said, smiling as I tried to hug Vince. He folded his arms and glared down at me. I laughed akwardly and scratched my head. "Why are you late?" He asked. "Again." Steve mumbled from behind me. I turned and smacked his arm. "I, um, I stopped for coffee." I told the truth- Well, half of it. "It takes an hour to get coffee? Right. Get your ass out of here. You're lucky I love you or you'd be fired right now." Vince said, leaning down to hug me. I smiled and took a sigh of relief.
"I hate you!" I said, hitting Steve as we exited Vince's office. "Not what you're cousin said." He replied, smaking my butt as he turned a corner. My eyes went wide. That bitch...
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