Part 1: The Swamp Worm
Midnight in the Rasharaki Rainforest in the northern peninsula of EelaPine Country. Sound of water. Crickets chirping. Frogs jumping. Rustling in the bushes. A green figure leaps out of the greenery and slowly, slowly, devours his prey, the legendary Sancho Worm, using his fine forked red utensil, otherwise known as the tongue. The green figure reveals itself to be a lizard.
Part 2: Morning
The sun rose over the
illustrious rainforest. Every living thing in the forest was ready to
welcome the new day. The lizard decided it was high time he looked
for breakfast. The Sancho Worm was no more. Without hesitation, he
swiftly dispatched his HP Pavillion notebook and connected to a
broadband network. He read an article on PapetoonPedia that Sancho
Worms were a seldom seen endangered species, and only one existed on
the entire planet, hence making it legendary. He also read that
there
existed many Sancho Worms on Planet Kew in Sector Y. Leon had a
plan.
He would grow up to become a rugged individualist traveller
in search of space worms.
He envisioned himself as the Christopher
Columbus of tomorrow.
Part 3: Your Father Can Help
Hours
went by. Leon was starving. His father served him up some
worms
on his plate.
"These are Nacho Worms, dad. I like playing
with them and hearing
them squelch and all, but I want Sancho
Worms, like the ones
they have on Kew!" said Leon.
"Well
ma boy, I couldn't agree more, even if you are a bit spoiled. Let's
order a custom-made ship from Space Dynamics. I'll call them right
now!" said Leon's father, Pladmire. Pladmire searched for Space
Dynamics under the green pages. When he finally found their number,
he picked up his cell phone and began to call. Before they answered
he had to listen to elevator music.
"I hate elevator music!
Okay, here we go!" said Pladmire, when he finally
got a
chance to speak to a live human being.
"Yes. I'd like to
order a large custom built Rainbow Delta equipped with Dual Plasma
Shock Technology, two wings, lazer weapons, comfy interior, a shield,
a built in DVD player, and a green Repto Makeover!" said
Pladmire.
"We'll have it ready in a month!" said the
tech support representative.
"A month? That's like, a really
long time from now!" protested Leon.
"Good things take
time ma boy!" said Pladmire.