To Kill Patrick

Squidward noticed it first, the Silence. Patrick strode in, eyes locked on the menu, his lips salivating. His

huge bulge of a stomach growling like a ravenous Lion out on the prowl. "Welcome to the Krusty Krab,

may i take your order?" said Squidward, obviously annoyed. This would end badly for Mr Krabs, as he

would see all his money disappear in an instant. Patrick, eyes glued to the menu, rubbed his chin and

made what would soon become the most expensive order to date. "I'll have 3 orders of kelp fries, A captain's combo, two kelp shakes, a triple

double monster krabby patty, one with cheese, four orders of fried oyster skins, two coral bits and a King Krab Kombo" he said. Squidward sent

the order to spongebob, who had no choice but to read from the Snackronomicron and summon the patty from the depths of Davy Jones locker,

beat it into submission and chop the monster into thirds, calling on all his Karate training. Patrick remained oblivious as Spongebob could be

heard screaming for help as the Demented Patty tried to eat him. "I need Sauce" spongebob said. He sprayed the patty with BBQ sauce, Mustard,

Ketchup, A1 sauce and Hellfire Tabasco sauce. The demon patty charged out of the kitchen...and was accidentally swallowed by Patrick.

Screaming from within his gut, the demon beat against his innards to no avail, fighting Patricks now undead foods for dominance. It was smacked

into Patricks Urinary tract and his stomach grumbled as the Patty tried in vain to avoid being digested, clawing at the walls of his stomach but

sliding back down each time. The acid came closer and closer until the patty began melting. It screamed for help as it went under, which no one

heard.
"here's your coral bits and Krusty Kombo, Captains Combo and the rest" said spongebob.

Patrick ate with relish and was just about to leave the diner when the demon possessed him.

"I LIVE!" it yelled. "Patrick! give in to the flavor!" yelled spongebob as he fired patty after patty at him.

"Saltless patty's have no effect on me...Patrick is doomed" the Patty-geist responded.

Spongebob locked the kitchen door and went to work, creating the "God Patty" packed with so much cheese and sauce that it had to be

sandwiched between three more buns. He took aim and fired at Patrick's open jaw. "I'm Me again!" patrick rejoiced as the spirit left him. The

demented patty was still alive however, so patrick paid a visit to the restroom. It died for good after it was chopped apart mid flush. Patrick

decided to borrow Mr Krab's cash to pay for the meal, but upon opening the cash register, he tackled Patrick, a knife drawn to his throat. "MY

MONEY!" He yelled, shoving mounds of patty meat down Patrick's throat. "Why Won't you just DIE?" he screamed, as Spongebob and Squidward

held him down. His stomach band eventually exploded and he died in agony. The next day, Mr Krabs, Spongebon and Squidward were found

dead, carved apart by Patrick's ghost, that now haunts the Krusty Krab, ever vengeful.