Me: So, random-story-that-Jade-thought-up-while-eating-ice-cream time!

Fang: Yay…

Me: Just R&R, okay?

My friends, this is the end. We all knew it was going to come down to this eventually. The only thing is, if we, namely I can accept it.

After 15 years of mental, emotional, and physical torture, this is happening. I lived through my pathetic love life. I saved the freaking world. And yet, I can't stop this.

I, Maximum Ride, am finally going crazy.

I have fallen over to the brink of insanity.

No, not really. I'm not that pathetic. And no comments from you, you overzealous readers. But the day I saw some random teenager control water like it was an extension of himself, I knew there was something wrong with my brain.

I mean, he stayed underwater for 15 minutes, then walked out, totally dry.

It's not just me, right?