Part One
Haruki: What's up everybody, Roboto here…
Ryuzo: Shouldn't that be Mr. Roboto?
Ichigo: What kind of name is that?
Ryuzo: It's from a band my dad used to listen to. Actually, I think he still does.
Takeshi: Why'd you pick Roboto anyway?
Haruki: Cause I like robots. Anyway, I'm Roboto along with, Ry-Ry!
Ryuzo: Hey!
Haruki: Richy!
Rihito: Hello!
Haruki: Ichy!
Ichigo: I never agreed to that name!
Haruki: Taky!
Takeshi: I never agreed on mine either!
Ichigo: And that's it right?
Johji: Hey! I'm here, too!
Ichigo: You don't count!
Ryuzo: I didn't know you played video games that weren't historical.
Johji: There's a lot of things you don't know about me. I'm Jo, by the way.
Roboto: We are playing a game called Prop Hunt. It's like hide 'n' seek.
Richy: I love that game!
Ry-Ry: But with guns! We're going to play three on three. Richy, Roboto and I are on a team.
Ichy: So, Taky, Jo and I are a team then?
Roboto: Yep! We're the props so you'll be the hunters. And we're in some kind of office building/hotel I think?
Taky: We look like we're the Hazmat team.
Ichy: Yeah we do.
Jo: Look at this gun! What are we supposed to do with these?
Roboto: You use them to find us.
Ry-Ry: Ahahahaha, you'll never figure out where I am! (Ryuzo turned into a traffic cone and hid under the truck)
Richy: What? What are you?!
Ry-Ry: I can't tell you, because then they'll know.
Roboto: I found my spot! (Haruki turned into a bottle and is hiding under the table in a kitchen) Richy! Are you good?!
Richy: Almost! Ok, I got it! (Rihito turned into a soda machine)
Ichy: The Hunters are on the loose!
Jo: This looks suspicious! (shooting at the plants. Nothing happens) Nope, not them.
Taky: I'm outside! Wait a minute; what's that cone doing there? (starts to shoot it and it disappears) Yeah!
Ry-Ry: Oh, what was that?!
Taky: I got you! Hahahaha!
Roboto: Ry-Ry?! What happened?!
Ry-Ry: I thought that would work!
Richy: Please don't find me.
Ichy: I'm looking for you Richy! (shoots at a table) Dang it! That didn't work. I've lost so much health already!
Jo: Where's Roboto?
Roboto: Like I'd tell you.
Jo: (shooting at the oven) Ok that's not him. (notices a bottle move) There you are!
Roboto: Oh crap! No! (runs away) Evasive maneuvers!
Jo: Roboto's a bottle!
Ichy: I gotcha! (shoots at the bottle) Dang it! Slippery little…
Roboto: You can't catch me!
Ichy: Eat a grenade! (throws a grenade and kills Roberto) Yeah! Suck it Roboto!
Roboto: Awwww, man! Richy, it's all on you now!
Richy: What?! I'm the only one?!
Ry-Ry: Yeah, don't screw up.
Taky: Where is he?
Jo: He's around here somewhere.
Ichy: We got less than two minutes to find him.
Jo: Wait, there are way too many soda machines here! (Rihito moves) It's him!
Ichy: Where?!
Richy: Run! Run, run, run, run, run! The moves!
Taky: I'm shooting him! Why won't he die?!
Ichy: Hold on! Comin' with a grenade!
Richy: No! Not that! (changes to a bottle) Yeah, try and catch me now!
Taky: Dang it!
Ichy: I call hacks!
Jo: Where did he go?! He's too tiny!
Richy: I'm hiding now! You'll never find me! (hiding in the basement/conference room under a table)
Ichy: Oh man, time's almost up!
Jo: I'm gonna check down stairs.
Taky: I'm right behind you.
Ichy: I'm coming too! Hurry up guys!
Roboto: Thirty seconds!
Ry-Ry: Hang in there Richy!
Taky: Where is he?!
Ichy: Just chuck grenades! One of them should hit! (launches a grenade and kills Johji) Oh snap! Sorry about that!
Jo: What the heck did you do that for?! You did that on purpose!
Roboto: 5…4…3…2…1…yeah! Props win!
Ry-Ry: Good job Richy!
Jo: What were you?
Richy: I'm not telling you.
Ry-Ry: Are we playing another round?
Roboto: Yeah, let's do it.
Taky: Are we hunters again?
Roboto: Yeah, cause we won!
Richy: I've got the perfect spot! (turns into a chair in the basement)
Ry-Ry: I found my spot! (a trash can outside)
Roboto: I can't find a good spot! (frantically searches)
Ry-Ry: Hurry up man!
Roboto: Oh wait, I got it. (turned into a pillow)
Jo: Hunters are go!
Ichy: I've been unleashed!
Richy: That's actually frightening when you think about it.
Ichy: Taky where are you?
Taky: I'm in the basement. I will find you! (starts shooting the chairs then one of them disappears) Yes! I got Richy!
Richy: NO! Not cool man!
Roboto: Richy, what was that man?!
Richy: I'm sorry. I'm coming for you next round Taky!
Ichy: Alright, who's next?
Jo: I'm upstairs checking these rooms. Here's a nice bedroom here. (shoots the chest of drawers) Ok not him. (shoots the pillows. They disappear) Yes! I got Roboto!
Roboto: Crap!
Ichy: OK, that means Ry-Ry is out there still. I'm heading outside.
Ry-Ry: You'll never find me!
Ichy: I bet he's a cone.
Taky: I'm heading your way Ichy.
Ichy: Check those tables and chairs first.
Taky: (knocking over all the chairs) He's not a chair. Jo, is he where you are?
Jo: Nope, no sign of him. I need to be careful otherwise I'll kill myself again.
Ichy: Yeah I'm low on health, too. Oh wait, let me check this trash can.
Ry-Ry: (panics and runs) Ahhhhhh! Run away!
Ichy: Taky get him! He's a trash can!
Taky: I see him! Die sucker! (shoots at Ry-Ry and kills him) YES!
Ichy: Hunters win!
Ry-Ry: For cryin' outloud!
Roboto: Alright, it's our turn to be hunters.
Jo: I have the best spot! (a box behind crates by the truck outside)
Ichy: Just try and find me! (bananas on a table)
Taky: I've got the worst spot ever! (a crate down in the basement by the door)
Roboto: Ok, the hunters are out!
Richy: I'm coming for you Ichy!
Ichy: Ooooooh, I'm sooooo scared!
Ry-Ry: I call dibs on Taky! (walks by Taky in the basement)
Taky: Maintain composure.
Ry-Ry: Where are yoooooooooou?
Roboto: I'm switching to a crow bar. (starts hitting the potted plants) Ok, it seems no one's a plant.
Richy: I'm just gonna knock all these chairs out of the way. (all the chairs move) Ichy! I can't find you!
Ichy: Good! And you never will!
Richy: Roboto, where are you?
Roboto: I'm upstairs.
Richy: Good, stay there. I'm about to launch grenades.
Ichy: You wouldn't!
Richy: Fire in the hole! (begins to fire grenades everywhere) One of these is bound to get you!
Ichy: You jerk! (runs away) You'll never take me alive!
Richy: Roboto! Someone's on the move!
Roboto: Is it Ichy?!
Richy: I don't know!
Ichy: Hahahaha! You missed me! You missed me!
Ry-Ry: Someone just came down in the basement!
Ichy: Oh crap! You're here! (runs back upstairs)
Ry-Ry: I'll get you Ichy!
Richy: No way! Ichy's mine!
Taky: Do you have any idea how that just sounded? Hahahahaha!
Jo: Hahahahahaha! Richy, I didn't know you swung that way?
Richy: Oh, shut up! You guys know I like girls!
Ichy: Hahahahahahaha! (see's Roboto) Ah! No, run away!
Roboto: I found him! He's up here by me!
Richy: Where?!
Roboto: Don't worry I got him! (shoots at Ichy and he dies) Yes! How do you like that?!
Ichy: What the crap?!
Ry-Ry: So that means that Jo and Taky are left?
Richy: I'll look for Taky!
Ry-Ry: No, I'm going after Taky! You look for Jo!
Roboto: I'll keep my eyes out for you guys.
Jo: Taky, you doing ok?
Taky: As long as I stay where I am I think I'll be ok. What about you Jo?
Jo: I'm good too.
Ichy: You guys got some interesting spots, I gotta say.
Jo: Don't give them any hints!
Roboto: I'm outside. (checks underneath the truck) I thought for sure someone would be underneath the truck.
Taky: Do you really think we'd try that trick twice?
Ry-Ry: (heading outside) Hey, go back inside, I'm gonna try something.
Roboto: What are you gonna do?
Ry-Ry: You'll see.
Jo: Oh, I don't like this.
Ryuzo started to throw grenades everywhere. This caused Jo to run.
Jo: No, you idiot brat!
Ry-Ry: I knew that would get you out of hiding! (he chases Jo and starts to shoot till Jo died) YEAH!
Jo: No way!
Roboto: Taky's the only one left now!
Taky: Oh man, oh man, oh man.
Jo: Just stay calm!
Ichy: Get your poker face on!
Taky: Alright, alright, alright!
Roboto: I'm gonna continue searching out here. Richy, you go back upstairs and Ry-Ry, go back down to the basement till we find Taky.
Taky: (Ry-Ry walks by him) This is bad! This is very, very bad!
Ichy: Keep it together man!
Jo: You can do it!
Roboto: Time's almost up!
Richy: I don't see him anywhere! Ry-Ry, any luck?
Ry-Ry: Not yet! I keep shooting all these chairs and losing health! Where are you?!
Richy: I can't find him up here so I'm coming to help you Ry-Ry. (heads down to the basement and walks by Taky)
Taky: Must resist urge to run.
Roboto: Oh snap! Time's running out!
Ichy: Come on Taky! You can do this!
Jo: I believe in you!
Ry-Ry: Come, on! Give us a hint!
Taky: No way! I won't say anything!
Richy: Time's almost up! (timer hits zero) NO!
Roboto: Awwwww man!
Taky: YEAH!
Ichy: HAHAHAHAHA!
Ry-Ry: What were you?
Taky: See that red crate in the corner by the door?
Ry-Ry: That was you?! I can't believe I walked right by you!
Richy: I did, too! Oh my gosh!
Roboto: Well played Taky, well played. Alright, last round we're each at one.
Ichy: This round wins them all!
Ry-Ry: Taky, I'm for sure coming for you! You won't escape me!
Taky: Oh whatever.
Ichy: I got my spot. (plant in the hallway)
Jo: Me too. (plant in the hallway next to Ichy)
Ichy: What?! What are you doing?!
Jo: What?! It's not like you called dibs!
Ichy: Go get your own spot! You'll get us both killed!
Taky: If you guys are done, they're about to start soon. (turned into a table)
Ry-Ry: The hunters are out!
Roboto: I'm going to the basement.
Richy: I'll go check upstairs.
Ichy: Jo, I swear if we get caught…
Jo: Just stay cool, bro.
Richy: Wait, there seems to be more plants around here.
Meanwhile, Jo casually drifts away into a bedroom and turns into a lamp.
Jo: (quietly) OH, did you see that?!
Richy: See what, Jo?
Jo: Nothing!
Richy: I bet one of you is a plant! *plant moves* I knew it!
Ichy: No! Gotta go fast!
Richy: Ichy's a plant!
Ry-Ry: I'm on my way!
Ichy: Don't kill me!
Ry-Ry: Eat lead Ichy
Ichy: AH, NO! *dies* NO!
Ry-Ry: Ichy's down!
Jo: HAHAHAHA!
Ichy: What are you laughing at?!
Jo: I'm just glad I didn't die before you! HAHAHAHAHA!
Ichy: Hey guys! Jo's a lamp!
Jo: WHAT?! N-no I'm not!
Taky: What are you doing Ichy?!
Roboto: Yeah, why are you giving your teammate up like that?
Ichy: He deserves it!
Jo: Ichy, I swear if they find me I will hold you personally responsible!
Ichy: I don't care!
Roboto: Has anyone found Taky?
Richy: Not yet.
Ry-Ry: I'm looking for Jo; you sure he's a lamp Ichy?
Ichy: No, he changed again.
Jo: (as a chair) Ichy! Will you please shut up?!
Ry-Ry: Well, I need you to be more specific. I'm low on health.
Jo: Ichy! Don't even!
Ry-Ry: (shoots everything till he dies) Well, game over for me.
Jo: Phew!
Ichy: Hey, Roboto! Get back upstairs and get Jo.
Jo: Would you just stop?!
Richy: I got Taky! Roboto you look for Jo!
Roboto: I'm on it!
Richy: Wait a minute! Waaaaait a minute! Something's off with this! HAHAHAHAHA!
Taky: (not being very convincing as a table; stuck in the middle between two other tables) What do you mean? Heh heh!
Richy: Let me just check something out with my crowbar.
Taky: (runs away) Get away from me!
Richy: Dang it! (switches to gun; fires until Taky dies) Yes! I got you!
Taky: Geez man! Jo, it's all on you! Ichy, keep your mouth shut!
Ichy: Whatever.
Roboto: I'm sure he's upstairs.
Richy: (heads upstairs) I'm just gonna shoot a bunch of stuff. (dies) Dang it! Roboto! Win this for us!
Roboto: I'll do my best! Where are you Jo?!
Jo: I'll never tell! And Ichy! You don't either!
Ichy: Oh shut up!
Ry-Ry: Hurry up man! Time's almost up!
Roboto: Oh, geez! Ok, I'm trying!
Taky: Hang in there Jo!
Roboto: Dude! Where the heck are you?!
Searches everywhere but still having trouble. Timer slowly ticks down to thirty seconds.
Taky: Jo, you're almost there!
Jo: I know! Please don't find me!
Roboto: NO! This can't be happening!
Ry-Ry: Roboto! Please!
Richy: 3…2…1…time's up.
Taky: YES!
Jo: We won! I can't believe it!
Ichy: Despite your incompetence Jo.
Jo: Hey! Respect your elders!
Richy: What were you?
Jo: I was a chair.
Richy: WHAT?! I shot all the chairs!
Roboto: Ugh! Great job you guys. I think we should end it here.
Ry-Ry: Yeah, I gotta get back down to the store.
Richy: I've got practice.
Ichy: That was somewhat enjoyable.
Roboto: Anyway, see you guys later! Let us know what other games you'd like for us to do or if we should continue with Prop Hunt. See you next time!
Hope you guys enjoyed that! I have a part two that I'll upload at another time. See you later!