"No, too glittery."
"Too glittery? Glitter makes a dazzling flourish, pet."
"I can't wear it. I'd look like a strobe light."
"How about this?"
"Feathers? I knew you had your own wardrobe eccentricities, Jareth, but I am not wearing a dress with…feathers."
Jareth threw yet another Underground bridal magazine in the corner. "Since you're so picky, what about buffing it in your birthday suit?"
"You know, if Toby wasn't best man, I'd consider that offer."
"We can acquire a blindfold. It would be a lot easier than all this womanish dress-hunting. I'm just happy we're getting hitched…finally."
"Finally indeed, Jareth."