So yah, this is just a random story about a time when bella's hungry. I actually did this once. I was at a friends house and at 2 AM we made my mom come over for an 'emergency' just to make banana pancakes. Funny. R&R please!

BPOV

So I was sitting on the couch next to Edward in the Cullen's living room. All the Cullen's were also sitting in here. And Renee was at Charlie's sleeping; she was visiting. It was nearly 1:30 in the morning.

My stomach started growling. Wow, I guess somebody's hungry.

"Love, would you like something to eat?" Edward asked me.

"Yes." I said.

"Okay, what would you like?"

"Hmm…." I thought about what I wanted.

Cereal? No.

Cookies? No.

Soup? Nehh.

AHHA!!! I've got it!

"THE PHONE!"

"What?" Edward asked, looking at me curiously.

"I need a phone!" I told him. At this point all the Cullen's were looking at me like I'm crazy. Oh well.

Edward pulled his phone out and handed it to me.

I quickly flipped it open and dialed Renee's cell phone number.

"Hello?" She asked sleepily. I obviously woke her up.

"MOM! MOM! YOU NEED TO COME TO THE CULLENS' RIGHT NOW! IT'S AN EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY I TELL YOU!!!!!" I screamed then hung up.

Five minutes later a very flustered Renee ran into the Cullen house.

"Bella! Oh my. What happened What's wrong?" She looked at me frantically.

I ran into the kitchen and grabbed the thing of bananas and box pancake batter.

I ran into the living room again and noticed everyone looking at me. I held the box and bananas out to Renee.

"Will you pwetty pwease make me Banana Pancakes, Oh mommy dearest?" I asked with an innocent smile and baby voice.

"Wait. So you call and wake me up at 1 30 in the morning screaming into my ear that there's an emergency, hang up on me, and make me rush all the way over here just to…make.. you… pancakes?" She asked, slowly at the end as if to question my sanity.

"Yahh." I said sheepishly.

She rolled her eyes. "Oi. I will never understand you, Bella." She said, but takes the box anyway and begins towards the kitchen. Muttering something along the lines of 'you're so strange' under her breath.

"Thank you, mommy." I said.

"Hmph." Is all I get.

I sat back down on the couch and started watching Spongebob. Then I noticed all the Cullen's staring at me again.

"What?" I said innocently.

They all just stared and blinked then burst out laughing. I shrug and continue watching Spongebob while eating my pancakes.

Yah, so it was stupid I know, but hey, it's just for humor. It's funny, I think. Lol Review?