Dream of Hobbes
A Fanfiction Production
Hey, guys! It's been a long time! WHERE'S MY SHAKE! I've been off the boards lately so (stretches) hope you appreciate this! (BTW, it's not MY fault my story's lacking. I've got Writer's Block! Oh well. Enjoy!) WHERE'S MY SHAKE!
"OK, Calvin, your mother!" I shouted. I couldn't help it. He was calling me weird. He's the weird one! He's been boiling me all day!
"Well, I say, your cousin!""
"Oh my God, that is sooooooooo horrible, get away from me, not." I said sarcastically.
"Oh, yeah? Well say hello to this!" Calvin pulled a purple and pink mini-Frisbee TM about the size of his fist and threw it at me. It struck me once, then time reversed and it hit me again, then a third time. The third one sent me backward, and the Frisbee TM grew larger. It wasn't a Frisbee TM, it was a portal! And over this? He must be insane!
Anywho, I was being sucked into the portal as Calvin crept around it. He was smirking. I don't like it when Calvin smirks. It always means something bad. And this time, it was even worse.
"Say hello to Dream of Night!" Calvin shrieked over the portal's wind. I had no idea who Dream of Night was, but with Calvin talking about him, it must be something harmful.
I got my evidence soon enough.
"Hope you like horses!" Calvin roared.
That was my evidence. But before I could speak, I was gone. Sucked up. Destroyed by a vortex. It was too late.
I didn't even get to admit it, so I'll say it right now.
I love him.
Gripping, isn't it? I think so, TOO! Please review! Toodles!