The cul-de-sac...of Peach Creek!
No, wait...wrong show.
Wait a minute!
This is a fanfiction, and a crossover one at that! Oh, how exciting!
Hmm. That does mean that this isn't canon, which is a shame.
I would have really loved to try out one of those delicious jaw breakers. So, so good-
Author: Narrator, just get on with the story already!
Oh, right! My apolgies, sir!
So, that means we're starting with the boys first?
"Correct-a-Mundo!", exclaimed Eddy in a joyous fashion.
Wait, did you just hear all that?
"Yep! Now scram! This is our scene!"
You know I can't actually leave, right?
"Whatever.", said Eddy as he rolled his eyes in annoyance, and turned his attention back to the latest scam.
You see, fair reader, this scam revolved around time travel, and thus a time traveling machine was created.
Or, at least, resembled one.
It was made out of a large cardboard box, complete with fake windows and buttons drawn with marker on the front and back. The bottom was left open, as Eddy believed that Ed would just dump the box onto the latest..."pigeon".
The person would be flung back via a rather gigantic rubber band tied to two trees. (Don't ask how they managed to get the rubber band. Even I couldn't wrap my head around it.)
He or she would then land in the junkyard, where they would encounter various wax figures of dinosaurs.
Eddy cleared his throat, and asked his two friends, Ed and Edd (or Double D, as his friends call him) if the scam was finished.
Edd replied, "Almost complete, Eddy. I just need to check if my trajectory is correct."
The intelligent young lad proceeded to do so, while Ed was standing around idly, minding his own business.
"Hey Lumpy! Quit standin' around! Get over here and help me with this box!", yelled an impatient Eddy.
Ed cheerfully walked over to Eddy's spot, and held the box over his head.
He walked all the way back over to the rubber band and held it back with one hand, while holding the box with the other.
Eddy eagerly rubbed his hands together and said, "The Time Machine o' Ed is almost ready...hahaha..."
Meanwhile, in Townsville...
"Girls!", yelled the Mayor, "Mojo Jojo's giant robot is attacking various buildings in Townsville, and he's about to attack the newly built pickle store! Oh, the horror!"
Indeed, the mayor was right, as the giant 60's style robot had damaged several buildings, and that malicious little monkey was inside its glass dome, laughing his head off.
Just then, our favorite little heroines, the Powerpuff Girls swooped in and ripped out the robot's arms.
Afterwards, Blossom used her fantastic frost breath to freeze the robot's head.
Bubbles then delivered two swift kicks to each leg, damaging them.
Finally, to finish it all off, Buttercup rammed into the robot's body, causing it to fall to the ground.
The girls then used their heat vision powers to fire at the robot's circular core, causing the entire machine to explode.
The citizens of Townsville cheered in delight as the Girls held up a frowning Mojo by the cape.
Mojo growled,"Curses! Rotten little Powerpuffs!"
However, as soon as he said those words, the atrocious ape gave out a extremely sinister smile.
Oh Mojo, whatever could you be planning now?
He pulled out a small remote, pressed a big ruby red button (that was apparently the only button on that remote), and teleported himself away.
Everyone stood there in a mixture of shock and confusion.
Bubbles asked,"Where'd he go?"
Blossom exclaimed, "He must have returned to his laboratory! Let's go girls!"
Our little heroines quickly flew off, and the citizens simply walked away, continuing on with their lives.
In his volcanic laboratory, Mojo cackled to himself, "Finally! The time is right! I will unleash my ultimate plan to get rid of those accursed Powerpuff Girls!"
Mojo sat near a fully tested, freshly scented portal machine and pulled out a holographic screen/keyboard and began searching for other dimensions. Why he didn't do this before is something the world may never know...
"SILENCE!", yelled out Mojo.
On the screen, he saw various locations that were very unimpressive to him, such as Beach City, the Land of Ooo, Elmore, the Park, Endsville, some random foster home for imaginary friends, Camp Kidney, Aron City, a house in the middle of Nowhere, a ridiculously large tree house, Aku City...and a whole slew of other locations that we had to cut for time.
Finally, the malicious monkey came across a location that was so plain, and yet, for some odd reason that even Mojo could not explain, it felt so strange and insane at the same time.
A Cul-da-sac, located near a town called Peach Creek.
Mojo`s evil grin widened, and he said,"Perfect. Those little brats won`t know what hit them..."
As he quickly typed in the coordinates, the Powerpuff Girls crashed through the laboratory ceiling in a heroic fashion.
"STOP RIGHT THERE, MOJO JOJO!", exclaimed the girls in unison.
The calculating chimp stood on his chair, with a smug look on his face.
"Oh no, the Powerpuff Girls are here! Whatever shall I do?", said Mojo in an extremely over-the-top tone of voice.
Blossom courageously said,"Give it a rest, Mojo! We`ll stop whatever plan you have up your furry sleeve!"
Bubbles and Buttercup chimed in,"Yeah!"
Mojo evily grinned,"Oooh really? Are you Powerpuffs ready for this?"
Before any of the girls could react, he quickly pressed a button which, quite literally, froze the girls into place.
The prickly primate activated the portal machine with a single switch, which caused the girls`frozen bodies to get sucked into the pulsating vortex.
Oh, Mojo! You horrible, horrible monster!
"YES, YES, YES!", cheered Mojo.
He struck an overly dramatic pose and exclaimed,"I did it! I, Mojo Jojo, finally rid myself of those accursed Powerpuff Girls!"
The vile villain grinned,"Now, to take over Townsville, and after that...THE WORLD!"
He let out a gigantic evil laugh that echoed across the laboratory.
Mojo's stomach rumbled soon after, and the maniacal monkey said, "Ooo, better get a snack first!"