In a normal day outside Danville, José Mourinho, Wang Dora and El Matadora, Pep Guardiola were sitting and eating in the steppe. Mou was currently leading Chelsea, while Pep was commanding Bayern, two old rival before (2011 UEFA Champions League).
"Hey, Pep!" – José began.
"What?" – Josep asked – "I don't like your joke!"
"C'mon! It's normal." – Wang smiled.
"Well…?" – Josep was suspicious… but finally, it was disappeared. But after the eating, they realised that they had nothing to do. They felt bored…
"Oh… I want to get back to England!" – Mourinho said loudly – "It's too boring!"
"What?" – El wasn't happy – "Have you had a plan?"
They kept sleeping until…
"Hey, I heard about your story: Ferb Fletcher. What did you think? And who's Ferb?" – Pep asked.
"Hey… how about Ferb and girls?" – Wang and El said.
"Ferb, girls?" – Mou was surprised – "Ferb and girls… well, I'll try."
"I know the story Ferb loves not only one, but two! Do you want to know, José and Josep?" – questioned El.
They then nodded: "Show it!" And then, Wang told:
"Let's make a rap!"
They began to rap… RAP ON (with a little rule: do not say their names):
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Wang Dora:
Have you ever watched Phineas and Ferb?
I think you know about Ferb Fletcher!
The British boy with a green-haired.
You know he is in love with a teenage girl!
José Mourinho:
But I'm going to think about to change,
She is too old like Royal Madrid!
He's clever so he should go with a clever,
And I think I have found where is she now.
…TATATATATA…
Josep Guardiola:
No no no! Do not say her name!
She is useless and she doesn't love him!
I was leading F.C. Barcelona,
So that teenage girl is wonderful like Barca!
El Matadora:
Agree with you, Pep Guardiola.
José Mourinho is non-special!
He even couldn't bring another titles for Real.
When you made Barca become a power!
…TATATATATA…
Wang Dora:
I won't agree, El Matadora,
Josep had copied all José's plans!
Just like the teenage steals the bookworm,
So Barca, Vanessa are not special!
…surprise…
José Mourinho, Josep Guardiola:WHAT? You broke the rule!
El Matadora:Okay tell the truth!
So prove it to me, the Chinese boy!
Where's Gretchen when Ferb in danger?
She is only smart, but not clever!
So she cannot follow Ferby!
José Mourinho:
Say it again, Mr. Bullfighter,
Because we don't understand your words.
I and Wang are the foreigners.
While you and Pep are the haughty Spaniards!
El Matadora and Josep Guardiola:
How dare you say that to Barcelona!
You think Gretchen is better for him?
So who have said old Real Madrid?
Think again, Mr. Special One!
Wang Dora:
Vanessa is a total idiot,
She is a daughter of a crazy man!
She doesn't share her feelings for him,
Just like Messi never shares for Ronaldo.
…TATATATATA…
Wang Dora and José Mourinho:
So we decided Ferb and that bookworm,
Because she's nice, not bad like Vanessa.
Her brain will thrash Barcelona.
And CR7 will finish Messi!
Josep Guardiola:
At the moment, we are not in Spain,
But we will keep contact to Spain.
Vanessa, Messi is always my choice,
Gretchen, Ronaldo shall be beaten down!
…TATATATATA…
Wang Dora and El Matadora:
So let's decide who is the winner!
Ferbnessa or Feretchen?
José Mourinho and Josep Guardiola:
Like we are waiting Barca or Real,
Choose it now, Chelsea and Bayern!
(Wang Dora: All four of us say no spelling sentences)
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When they finished the rap, suddenly they trampled into the skateboard. A play, the skis run continuously to the beach, even… cross to the street…
"AAAAHHHHHH!"
But they still… alived. The skateboard fell into the beach of Danville. Then… El Matadora suddenly saw Ferb and Vanessa.
"Yes! Pep, LOOK!"
"What?"
Both four looked. They saw… Ferb and Vanessa running together in the beach. Gretchen stood in here with tears…
"Oh… Why do you go with… her… hichic…"
Due to that, El and Josep laughed:
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… We won! WE WON! WE WON!"
José and Wang became angry…
"You… Fernessa… FUCK THE SHIT F.C. BARCELONA TO BAYERN MUNICH!"
But when El and Pep were celebrating, surprisingly Ferb bought an ice-cream for both… Vanessa and Gretchen…
"Don't cry, Grettie. I am not leaving you. I love… Vanessa… but… that was not meant I didn't… love you."
El Matadora and Pep Guardiola was surprised. Wang Dora and José Mourinho then danced:
"Olala! Olala! We've punched you!"
"Say it again!" – El angered…
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5 minutes later…
Camp Nou Stadium…
All the Real and Barca players were fighting.
"OUCH! GET OUT OF ME, DEAD DOGS!"
Suddenly, Sergio Ramos stopped. He did come to his Iphone and speak:
"Parar por un tiempo… Necesito llamar a Mourinho primero!" (Stop for a while… I need to call Mourinho first!)
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Danville beach…
Wang, El, Mou and Pep were fighting. The crowd in the beach also… did support the fight.
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!…"
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Camp Nou Stadium…
"Creo que el teléfono de Mourinho… está roto!" (I think Mourinho's phone… is broken!) – answered Sergio Ramos.
"Así que… antes de que Vicente del Bosque viene, vamos a continuar." (So… before Vicente del Bosque comes, let's continue.) – Iker Casillas did gave words.
"LUCHEMOS!" (LET'S FIGHT!) – yelled Mesut Özil.
"CONTINUAR LA BATALLA!" (CONTINUE THE BATTLE!) – Andrés Iniesta shouted, and… continuing…
I think this time you need to choose:
*Ferb and Vanessa (Josep Guardiola and El Matadora).
or…
*Ferb and Gretchen (José Mourinho and Wang Dora).