Kidnapping max
WOO HOO! First fan fiction EVER! I'm kind of exited about this if you can't tell
Cale: Joy, i'm related to hypper
Me: Do you have an issue with me being hyper?
Cale: no
Me: Good, now on with the story.
Disclaimer: Ahhh, boredom in it's finest.
Most of these characters are not mine. The main character is, but that would be because it's me.
Attempt 1.0
Hee hee. They will never guess I'm here. This is the most perfectest (that's not a word is it?) plan ever... Family barbecue in the back and Max is in her room alone, reading or something... I don't know what she's doing really, but she's not outside with everybody else, so she must be inside.
Ok, around to the front door, pick the lock and... Bingo! I'm in.
You'd think Dr. M would do a better job protecting the flock... Oh well.
Now to sneekamafy my way down the hall... To the room... And...
''Who the hell are you?''
Damn, forgot about the other Martinez.
''Um... Would you believe me if I said real-estate''
''Ah, no''
''Damn''
So, me, being the smooth sneaky ninja I am... Ran for it.
Attempt 1.1
Holy crap! That was one hell of an explosion! I wonder how they did that... Maybe I should kidnap Iggy instead... Hmmm... Nah.
Ok, after making a few... Modifications to my plan, I have decided to add one thing... A weapon... DUCK TAPE!
*audience commentary*
Man 1: wtf? Duck tape? Its duct tape, moron
man 2: really, learn to spell
me: no, it's duck tape. Duct tape is used for ducts; duck tape has its own martial art
man 1: whatever, this is bogus... Why'd I pay to get into this again?
Me: cuz you're a nice person and want me to be able to feed my kids
Man 2: what kids? You don't have any kids!
Me: ummm... No comments from the peanut gallery!
*show continues*
Ok, must me sneaky ninja... Ella's in the back yard now... So is everybody else and the two dogs... Except Max. Maybe she went to the store...
Nah.
Sneaking into house... Front door is still open. Good, makes my job easier. Again with the down the hall stuff.
''BARK BARK GROWL!''
Ah crap. How many dogs do these people have? Ugh. *uses duck tape, hog ties dog*
Thirty seconds, Iggy probably heard that. I have thirty seconds.
Walk to max's room. Open the door and... She's not there.
Gosh fracking dang it! (Yes, I did say ''fracking'' got an issue with it?)
Well this sucks.
''Who tied up Akila?... With duct tape?'' why doesn't anybody know its duck tape! My word. Well, can't run to the door... Going to jump out the window.
And run. I'm done trying today.
Constructive criticism is appreciated