HELL BREAKS AS THE ROOSTER IS

by ilikedharrypotterb4twilight3

a lovely character, well known, goes on the most anticipating adventure of a lifetime. this story will unleash a power that has been unknown for too long... LOVE.

HELL BREAKS AS THE ROOSTER… IS.

One beautiful day in Forks, Washington, Alice went strawberry picking. She felt the need to, randomly. Deciding to abuse her vampire skillz to pick over 100 times the average random-strawberry-picking human to give to the homeless squirrels. When the picking was over, and she had two large semis taking the strawberries to un-homebound squirrels over the world, she had a realization. Squirrels prefer nuts. Next thing Alice knew, she was giving the strawberries to motorcycle factory workers in southern Turkey. Alice suddenly burst out with a brand new ambition for the day! Her new plan is to help the teenage bitches of the world become a little friendlier to their not-so-evil peers. She gave them all buzz cuts, and they didn't even see their savior whiz (like a vampire) by them. The world was dumbstruck at first, but they all secretly enjoyed her little adventure for the day. Edward would know..

THE END