Title: Watch Your Language And Go To Class
Author: Tartan Lioness
Classification: Humor/Romance
Set: MWPP Seventh year
Summary: Minnie gets quite agitated over some students interupting her.
Warning: If you don't like old people falling in love, read no further!
Disclaimer: All I own is the plot. I have no money so please don't sue me!
A/N: Thank you to Lily, my beta. I have made Molly and Arthur part of the gang because I believe that Lily and Molly were friends and that they would include Molly's boyfriend. This is dedicated to Ms. Michelle Garlit for being the greatest Language Arts teacher EVER! I think that if she by any chance should be reading this that she will recognize the title and a few of the lines… hehe!
Lily Evans, Molly Bluestone, Arthur Weasley, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew and Sirius Black went through the Entrance Hall quite loudly. The seven teenagers were lively discussing some thing or other, getting quite agitated.
"Sirius! You simply cannot be serious!" Lily exclaimed loudly.
"And why not!"
"Come on! Lily we can all see it!" Remus said, for once being a bit loud.
"Oh you can, can you! And what exactly is it you can all see!"
"It's obvious!"
Their discussion continued, involving Molly and Arthur too. Soon all three of them were yelling at each other, swearing like sailors.
Then, a little away, a door burst open and Professor McGonagall came out, her hair messy and out of it's bun and her glasses in her hand. Her face was flushed and as soon as she saw them she screamed,
"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE AND GO TO CLASS!"
Then she disappeared behind the door again, leaving seven stunned teenagers behind. As they walked to their Common Room to spend the rest of the lunch break there, Remus suddenly realized something.
"Guys? That door that McGonagall came out off… wasn't that Pringle's cubboard?"
They all turned to stare at him.
"Umm… You know what, Remus? I think you might be right," Molly said thoughtfully.
"But no. I mean, what would Professor McGonagall be doing in a cubboard?" Arthur contradicted his girlfriend. Sirius' eyes widened.
"You don't think that… no, that would just be too gross!"
"Sirius get your mind out of the gutter!"
"But Lily! What if she was… s-s-s-… I can't say it… snogging," he reluctantly said.
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At the same time in the cubboard:
"Stupid bastards," Minerva whispered. Albus cluckled.
"There there, dearest. It's not their fault, now is it?"
"Albus I have no wish to be interupted while I'm in here, kissing you."
"Then why don't we try again, love?" He lowered his lips to hers again and continued his assault of her lips and face.
THE END!
A/N: yeah… This is quite random but well… Still very much dedicated to Ms. Garlit. (And no, Ms. Garlit. I don't think that you were snogging someone… I know that you had class!) Review please!