Super Harold

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Chapter 1

The self proclaimed hero of Canada was walking to school thinking about what kind of super heroics he would do to help the citizens today. As he thought this he walked past two murders, a mugging, and a bank robbery. As he turned the corner he saw a little old lady standing beside a stop signal, all of a sudden a boy scout appeared and grabbed her arm and started across the street.

"Oh no that boy scout's trying to kidnap that little old lady, this looks like a job for Super Harold!" he shouted and jumped into the conveniently placed phone booth, he jumped out in a flash costume.

"What the?!" he shouted and jumped back in, when he came out he was wearing his own costume. Blue tights, pink underwear, gloves, boots and a pink cape. He used his super speed to tackle the boy scout to the ground and began punching his face. The old lady started smacking him on the back of his head with her cane.

"Stop that you hooligan!" she shouted, Harold looked over his shoulder and grabbed her cane.

"Thanks citizen just what I needed!" he said before he started hitting the fallen boy scout, who passed out from pain by now.

"Teach… you… to… kidnap… old… ladies" he said in between swings. When he finished he handed the cane back to the old lady.

"No need to thank me ma'am just doing my civic duty" he said before flying away. As the old lady helped the boy scout the light turned green and an 18 wheeler ran them over and skidded before causing a massive pile up.

After school Harold went home, he was watching his favorite cartoons when a news report came on.

"Today the menace of Canada has struck again, this time he beat a boy scout unconscious. After he left the scene the boy and the old lady were run over and killed by an 18 wheeler that then proceeded to skid and caused a massive pileup that killed over three hundred people" the reporter said.

"Oops" Harold said before he turned on his Xbox 360 and started playing Marvel Ultimate Alliance.

End Chapter 1

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