Author Notes: You may have seen me around as Dal Signys on some posts. I've decided to start writing to try to see what you guys think of my stories, plus it's good practice for me! The story is based off Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya, so please read and review! It may be my first time, but treat it as if you've always read my writing, criticism only makes me better! I don't own any TYPEMOON characters in the story, and such a disclaimer follows suit for every chapter of this story.

Fuyuki City was gloriously named for many reasons. For magus, it was the landing zone for the Holy Grail. For commoners, it hosts many great attractions and opposite sex members. For me, however, what brought me here was Shirou Emiya, the alleged "hero". There were some things he didn't know about me, though…

"Compact, FULL OPEN! Expanding connections to alternate realities… Magical Girl PRISMA ILLYA is here!" an albino looking girl cheerfully said. Wielding the magically powerful Kaleidostick, Ruby, I have the ability to shoot unlimited beams at I will. Obviously, I have the power of Magical Supremacy. Ohoho, I think I even have…

"Stop daydreaming. We have a job to do, ILLYA." Rin threateningly reprimanded. I shook my head, obviously embarrassed. Why does Miyu have to be the perfect child? She's better than me in everything practical! It makes me think I'm pretty useless, if I didn't use the Class Cards better than anyone else.

"Now, we have to stabilize the earth's core. All the cards have been collected, but as a result, it has shaken the core of the earth, and it will do something bad soon. I don't intend to find out what's going to happen, so we need to get down there fast." Luvia ordered.

"Who made YOU queen of the operation?" Rin retorted.

"Oh, SHUT UP! I made the plan, I get to lead it off!" Luvia shouted.

"Who knows? Maybe you'll screw up like you did against Saber?" Rin slyly replied.

"Just hurry up and walk, idiot!" Luvia huffed, obviously defeated. Rin and Luvia lead the way, only to fall into quicksand.

"Uwaaaa! Help us!" they pleaded simultaneously. I grabbed the closest vine, and threw it in. Miyu was the one to pull them in, I couldn't pull up Luvia alone, let alone with Rin. They're too fat!

"Who are you calling FAT?" Luvia screamed, as a fist slammed into my head. I yelped in pain, and fell backwards into the quicksand.

"Look what you did! Now I can't get out!" I shouted.

"Hang on!" Miyu replied, her calm tone never leaving. She used her magical stick, Sapphire, to create a beam of pure mana to pull me out. Both Ruby and I panted for air as I struggled to catch up with the rest of the group.

"Can't I just fly to the group?" I whined, discontent with walking.

"No, it's just like how you can't do homework with your magic either. Ruby replied. I then had a flashback about wanting to do homework with magic in the bathtub… Onii-chan peeked on me.

"Uh, oh, right. Ehehe…" I sheepishly laughed, embarrassed about that little incident. Meeting up with everyone at the caves, they all looked at me as if I was an idiot. Not to say that isn't true… Oh, drat, why do I do these things?

"Glad to see you caught up. We're here near the core." Rin then pulled out a nice looking corn husk thing. It was taller than Miyu and I, but not nearly as tall as Luvia if all that fat was really bone…

"STOP THINKING THAT I'M FAT!" I got a quick smack in the head by Luvia, who wasn't all that happy about it. Luvia was dangerous in my mind as well. "Don't call me dangerous either." I cringed.

"Alright, let's begin. Miyu, Illya, point Sapphire and Ruby at the rod, please." Miyu and I did as told. We felt the infinite energy of the Kaleidosticks surging out of the magical wands, and in a few minutes, it was all over.

"Yes! The earth is stabilized and we can leave now!" Rin said with a sigh. We stayed for too long, as the earth started to crumble beneath our feet.

"What's happening?" I nervously said.

"Looks like the stabilizing caused some rocky effects!" Luvia replied with a chortle, unknowing that a stalagmite was about to smash into her head.

"Look out!" Miyu shouted, pushing Luvia out of the way.

"Class card Archer… INCLUDE!" I chanted. Then, I transformed into Archer Illya, able to do anything that had to do with tracing. My heroic spirit form then crushed all of the rocks, all while scantily clad in a black top and shorts, adorning a crimson coat.

"Why does Illya have to look like that when she's in Archer state? It makes me feel unsexy…" Rin and Luvia cried. Miyu just shook her head, when she saw IT happen. The mana surge was incredible, when Illya fell back down, exhausted. However, the Archer card was no where to be seen until…

"Huh?" I murmured. I looked across to see Archer… me. Frightened, both of us ran out of the room, and took off. I ran to the only place I knew I was safe. Of course, it took me two hours to get half way. Half way through, though, I hit a lamp post and fell down, also losing my transformation along the way.

"Owchies, my nose…" I winced. Ruby shook her non existent head at me and healed me within no time flat. I forgot he could heal… If only Miyu was here… I could see her maid outfit again when she gets home!

"No way in hell." Miyu said over the intercom between Ruby and Sapphire. Then, I was attacked by… Myself?

"You dodged it, kid. I'm surprised; I know I'm fast, but not THIS fast." Archer said, tracing Kansho and Bakuya, blades I THINK I've seen before, but forgot where I've seen them. Retransforming, I loaded up the magical energy within Ruby, and hit Archer-me with shells of pure mana. Her speed made it so she dodged every one.

"That's an old trick. Let me show you something I know…I am the bone of my sword… Steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over nine thousand weapons… Unknown to fun, Nor to boredom… GAH!" I interrupted her chant with a beam like attack. Retreating, she left a few words of choice to me.

"I'll be back! Just you wait, you lucky bum!" I quickly put my palm onto my face; this was bad if people saw her. It could ruin my reputation; turn me into a social cosplaying outcast! Wait a minute, that wasn't so bad… If I were anything but a magical girl who goes naked every few days 'cause Rin wants me to do something for her, cosplay would be fun!

Running back to Onii-chan's house, I cried for Sella and Leysritt. Both of them appeared at my side in an instant, asking me what happened.

"Well, I got attacked by someone, and it wasn't fun, and…"

"Hold on, speak slowly. Also, why is there mana seeping out of your body?" Sella said, suspicious about my whereabouts and such. Leysritt already knew why, I trusted her with my Magical Girl secret, and she seemed to be jealous.

"Well, she could have been around Edelfelt and Tohsaka, it would explain why the mana was on her, seeing that they magically fight a lot!" Leysritt answered, hoping to steer Sella away from the truth.

"Fine, that's a decent answer." Sella puffed, walking away to hopefully do the laundry. Leysritt was happy about keeping the secret safe, but also worried that her favourite little mistress and her only anime watching buddy was in danger.

"Who attacked you?" Leysritt asked.

"You won't believe me, but I attacked myself… well, sort of." I replied, amused by the face Liz-chan made.

"YOU attacked yourself?" she exclaimed, confused. I then proceeded to explain how I helped Rin with the stabilizing of the earth, and how I separated from a card I used to make Archer Illya.

"So, let me get this straight. You used the Archer card, turning yourself into a spirit, then felt a spasm, fell down, and lost the card, creating a clone of YOU in its place… THAT'S SO COOL!" she squealed. Remembering she loved anime, it wasn't a surprise. Then, Shirou came home, seeing that Leysritt piled upon me.

"Onii-chan! Save me!" I cried. Shirou just waved it off and went upstairs. I need to have a talk with him…