Victorious
Your Star
Part Two: The Beginning
It was just an ordinary day, this day was so f***ing ordinary that nobody could cherish how ordinary it was. Nobody noticed the spunky ditsyness of Cat, or the usual awesomeness of Beck's hair, or how ordinarily chill Andre was, or the accustom possessiveness of Jade, or the usual stupidity of Tori's jokes, or the lovable awkwardness of Robbie. Trina was there too, and whatever it is about her, was totally normal. They would soon learn that they should have appreciated this f***ing normalness, for soon their lives would become highly unnormal.
Tori was walking down the halls when she came up to her friends, and she began talking to them. "Okay guys, what's up?" She asked, her tone almost drunk.
"Not much, you?" Asked Robbie.
"Nothing, but the sky, ha ha!" She laughed loudly.
"Uh, oh." Said everybody.
"Shut up you bitch, you are not funny!" Yelled Jade.
"Hu!" Gasped Tori.
"Ha, don't be that way Jade." Said Beck.
"Shut up, I own you!" Yelled Jade.
"And I'm okay with that, I could be owned by Cat or Tori, that would suck." Said Beck.
"But you're not." Said Cat.
"I love it." Said Beck.
Robbie then walked in. "Ha, I posted a dating video on my My Space page, but nobody's responded to it, what the hell is going on?"
"You're too awkward to be liked." Said Andre.
"And who goes on My Space, that thing is dead." Said Mark Zuckerberg.
"Why do you want a date, they'll just end up braking up with you anyway." Said Trina.
"Ya, but I want the experience of it!" Yelled Robbie. "I like it!"
"Please continue." Said Cat. "I want to know why."
"I don't know, if I have experience people will like me." Said Robbie. "I have no ideas!"
"Please, use it." Said Cat, amorously.
"Well, I'm glad I don't have to date, because I have Andre." Said Trina.
"Yep." Said Andre.
"And I have Jade." Said Beck.
"Ha, if that wasn't going on, you and Jade would have to date, and make out, good thing that's not the case, cause that would never, and could never happen!" Yelled Trina.
"Ya, I wouldn't make out with Jade, she is a pig, I'd rather make out with a pig, ha!" Yelled Tori.
"You are being a bitch now, I will show you!" Yelled Jade. She then beat the crap out of Tori, she fell against a locker.
"Ah f***, what the hell!" Yelled Tori.
"Wow, I didn't know you were such a wimp, we are over!" Yelled Andre.
"Oh well, at least they were a couple, take note of that!" Yelled Robbie.
"Robbie, will you be a couple with me?" Asked Cat.
"Yes, okay!" Yelled Robbie.
"Gross." Said Beck.
Mr. Sickowitz then walked up. "Ha,you all got acting careers, everybody at the school did." He said.
"Ya!" Yelled the group.
"What did I get?" Asked Robbie.
"You're going to be Mark Wahlberg's son in the sequel to "The Departed." Said Mr. Sickowitz.
"Ah s***!" Yelled Robbie.
"Are you serious?" Asked Tori.
"Yep, and we're all going to have to mave away from our friends, and it's going to be hard to keep them, by." Said Sickowitz as he walked away, sadly.
"Ah, I can't compare to Marky Mark, I need some practice." Said Robbie.
"I'll help you, come on." Said Cat as they left.
"Wow, I can't believe we're never going to see each other again, I'm gonna miss you guys, there's so much we didn't do." Said Tori.
"I'll say, Jade, come with me." Said Beck.
"Okay." Said Jade as she left, still looking at Tori.
Robbie and Cat were practicing their acting, Cat was wearing clothes for an eight year old, and Robbie was dressed as a business man. "Daddy, I met the strangest man today, he offered me a ride in his van, there were a lot of other little girls in it, but you told me never to partake in those offers." Said Cat in a childish voice.
"What, why would I say that, group car pooling saves gas, next time I say go for it!" Yelled Robbie.
"Why daddy, you always know just what to do, I love you." Said Cat.
There was a pause. "I love you too." Said Robbie. The two kissed. Mark walked in wearing a wig. "Hu, dear!" He yelled, as a woman.
"Wife, uh, this isn't what it looks like." Said Robbie.
"Ya it is." Said Cat.
Robbie hit her and she fell on the floor.
About an hour later, Jade and Tori were in their underwear, in a bathroom stall, making out. "Hu,oh." Said Tori.
"See, now that's done, we can leave happy." Said Jade.
"We don't have to, Jade, I won't go to play in "White Chicks 2," I'll go with you where you'll replace Susan Lucci in "The Young and the Restless." Said Tori.
"Why?" Asked Jade.
"Cause I love you, we can move to Mississippi to get married, what do you say?" Asked Tori.
"Okay, let's do it!" Yelled Jade.
An alarm went off. "What is that!" Yelled Tori.
"Alarm, ah ah!" Yelled Jade.
"Couldn't be that bad." Said Tori.
"Code red!" Yelled the alarm.
"Ah!" Yelled the two. Too loud a yell to hear it was a drill.
Halls away, the rest were in the class, worried.
"Ah, we're all gonna die!" Yelled Robbie.
"Shut up you freak, it's a drill!" Yelled Andre. "They said so."
"No, do you know what code red it, there's a killer here!" Yelled Robbie.
"Ah!" Yelled Andre.
Cat and Beck were together, Cat worried, Beck, casual. "Beck, are we gonna die!" She yelled.
"Hope not, I'm gonna be on T.V!" Yelled Beck. He saw she was nervous, so he pulled her close to him.
The killer was Syngin, carrying a butter knife, Trina made quick work of him.
Later that day, Beck was standing by his locker reading a paper. "Damn, I can't read."
Tori walked up to him. "Beck, I came to say good-bye, forever." She said.
"See ya." Said Beck.
Jade ran up. "Beck, you know how we had sex today, ya, I'm pregnant." Said Jade.
"Wanna get married?" Asked Beck.
"Yes!" Yelled Jade.
"Alright!" Yelled Beck.
"Ah, hu!" Cried Tori as she ran off in tears.
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