Pong paddle one moves up.
Pong paddle two moves up then down.
The pong square bounces back and forth
Between the paddles.
Then paddle one moves down,up,then down again.
Then paddle two moves up down up down down
down up down
Player 2: "Ugh...Damn joy stick. GO UP NOT DOWN"
Paddle One moves up, and the square goes past
Paddle two to get the win.
Player 1 "Ha Ha Ha I beat you."
Player 2 " That's because you gave me the crappy
Joystick."
Player 1 "So."
Player 2 gets up and walks over to player 1 and
punches him in the face.
Player 2 " I won Bitch."
The End