Harry and the Homies
"Yo! Fo shizzle, how y'all doin'?" Harry asked his best friend, Ron stupidly.
"Damn! This shit is tight!" he replied.
"Is there something wrong with you two?" Hermione, the boys' rational friend inquired disapprovingly. "You two are talking like such losers."
"Man, we just pimpin'. Yo, 'Mione, wanna go to my Escalade wit me?" Ron asked.
"No!"
"They see me rolling"
"They see me hatin'"
"Patrollin', they tryin' to catch me riding dirty"
"TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' DIRTY"
"You two are the worst rappers in the world!" she shrieked.
"And you," she said, pointing at the author of this fan fiction, "are the worst fanfic writer I have ever seen."