theheroishere: so hey, ivan.

bigbrotherpipe: Alfred? What do you want?

theheroishere: oh, nothing, just heard you were coming back to america for school this year.

theheroishere: wanted to see if it was true.

theheroishere: dick.

bigbrotherpipe: Well, I am. Is that all you wanted to know?

theheroishere: russia . is it cold there? i hear it's cold there.

bigbrotherpipe: You don't miss me, do you, Alfred?

theheroishere: it's not that I miss you. it's just…haven't seen you in person since we were like, what, eight? It'd be cool to see you again. yeah.

bigbrotherpipe: I do miss how warm it was in America. Also I miss all of the wonderful flowers. Does your mom still keep up her sunflower garden?

theheroishere: yeah, they look great. we could, uh, give you some seeds when you come down so you could plant them around your new place!

Bigbrotherpipe: Thank you, Alfred. I would enjoy that.

Theheroishere: *thumbs up* Plus I get to see the rest of your family~

bigbrotherpipe: I'm sure Natalya will be delighted to see you again.

theheroishere: D:

bigbrotherpipe: :D

theheroishere: oh, very funny. you know she used to hate me because I hung around you so much.

theheroishere: then she had some sort of weird understanding with herself

theheroishere: and decided that she wouldn't mind two husbands.

bigbrotherpipe: I remember, Alfred. You wouldn't stop whining about it. It was fun seeing the adventurous Alfred F. Jones quiver at the sight of a girl.

bigbrotherpipe: She's definitely quieted down on wanting to get married. She still doesn't like it when I try to date (or look) at other women, though. Katyusha is more understanding.

theheroishere: oh man, if you're looking for a girlfriend, I KNOW I could find you one.

theheroishere: chicks would love you here.

bigbrotherpipe: Ah. And you consider yourself an expert on the…chicks?

theheroishere: Yes.

bigbrotherpipe: ….it's hard to tell if you're joking.

thehereishere: hey, girls love me! they fall for my goofy charm and good looks~

bigbrotherpipe: Also your modesty and humility, I presume?

theheroishere: of course, of course.

theheroishere: so everyone is doing good then? you pack everything you need?

bigbrotherpipe: We have. We should be in America on Thursday.

theheroishere: awesome!

theheroishere: well, it was good talking to you but mattie is yelling something about dinner.

bigbrotherpipe: Goodbye, Alfred.

theheroishere: bye!

_theheroishere has logged off.

So this is my weird idea for an AU fic that was inspired by a dream I had. The next parts won't consist entirely of messaging, it's only that I thought the introduction would be best done through IMs. A pairing that will definitely dominate this story is Russia/America, but there will be others. I hope you like this little introduction! ;_;