"Morty, Come. We're watching The Land Before Time." said Rick.
"Wait. That came out in 1988. I thought we only reviewed movies from the 90s." said Morty.
"Well we've got a request to review this movie."
Rick put the movie in the DVD player and sat next to Morty. The movie played.
"So this movie is basically Bambi with dinosaurs?" said Rick.
"Pretty much." said Morty.
"Just like Don Bluth to rip off Disney." said Rick.
"Well he DID use to work for Disney." said Morty.
They continued watching.
"Wow. This movie sure is scientifically inaccurate." said Rick.
"How so?" asked Morty.
"Well Apatasaurusses are from the late Jurassic and Pteradons are from the late Cretaceous. And why aren't there any feathered theropods?"
"Well Rick, it's just a movie."
"A movie that's teaching bad science to kids, Morty. That's why America is lagging behind all the other countries."
An hour passed and the movie was over.
"Well, it's over. Man, that was a stupid movie." said Rick.
"Well I liked it." said Morty, "Plus, it was successful enough to get some sequels and a tv show."
"Sequels? How many?"
"Fourteen."
Rick then got out his portal gun and shot it at the tv.
"Come on Morty, we're going into the movie."
Rick grabbed Morty's arm and dragged him into the portal. They ended up in the movie and Rick shot all the dinosaurs.
"There. No more sequels."
"OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED THEM!" said Morty.
"They're dinosaurs; they're suppose to be dead, Morty."
"But they were baby dinosaurs!"
"It's better this way, Morty. There's no worse fate than suffering from sequelitis. Now come on, lets go home."
Rick grabbed Morty and took him back home from the portal.