This thought hit me as I was watching the Bat episode of Billy the Exterminator. He explained that Bat poop was in mascara and I thought of Steph. I do not own anything from JE.
Ranger loved Stephanie, and Stephanie loved Ranger, but on some days Steph just needed a little more brevity to be with Batman. Oh who are we kidding she needed it practically every day, sooo Steph reached into her bag and swiped on a coat of mascara before heading into RangeMan.
"Morning Babe" Ranger said giving her a soft kiss
"Morning what's on the agenda today?" she asked sitting down at her desk
"Your gonna go with us on a interior decorating job" he said smirking
"Greaaat"
"Be ready in five Babe" Ranger told her as he walked off to get ready for the cleanup job
When Ranger returned to collect Stephanie he was followed by Bobby and Tank. When she saw them she put her shoulder bag upon her desk and poured the contents out.
"Babe" Ranger said hands on hips watching Steph look over everything
"Just a sec" she said as she finally found what she was looking for
Setting aside the slender tube, Steph swept everything back into her shoulder bag. Plopping back down in her chair, Steph pulled out a mirror from her desk drawer. Ranger and the two other men watched as Stephanie took a hold of the tube thing she sat aside and opened it.
"Babe we have to go" Ranger said watching her bring out what he now knew was a mascara wand.
Steph looked the wand over and plunged it in and out a few time before bringing it out again.
"Id do this in the car but I almost put my eye out last time" she said looking in the mirror swiping a few coats on "ok all done"
"Babe" Ranger said shaking his head at her
"Hey. You all do the vest and gun thing to feel brave, this makes me feel brave"
"You don't need to put that crap on your face Steph, you're naturally beautiful"
"Its not crap its mascara" she told him
"Actually Steph, Rangers right it is crap" Bobby said and everyone looked at him
"Yea. Yea" Steph said waving her hands at him dismissively
"Really! Do you know what's in your mascara?" Bobby asked her
"Charcoal and some sticky stuff to make it stick to your eyes?" she replied
"Nope and this is no shit, well it is but.." Bobby was saying
"Spit it out Brown" Tank said getting on the rambling Medic
"It's Guano "he said and Ranger grimaced as Tank said Ewwwww
"What? What's Guano?" Steph asked
"Babe when you put that on your putting Bat crap on your face. Bat poop, Bat shit" Ranger told her going on
"Noooo"
"Afraid so Steph. Oh but don't worry they killed all the diseases "Bobby told her
"Diseases?" Steph asked going pale
"Be in the garage Babe, come on down, we'll be waiting" Ranger said leaving with the two men following him as Steph picked up her tube of mascara and looked at it
"Soo when you gonna tell her the truth about her make up? You know she loves that stuff" Ranger smiled asking Bobby as they loaded up the SUV
"I did" he told his boss
"No, really. I know you did it to mess with her" Ranger said
"No sir it really is Bat Guano"
Ranger and Tank looked at each other as they loaded up the Suv and shuddered as they both let out a big EWWWWWWW.
THE END
(Now back to Forever Bound staring Lester and Steph. New chapt up Thurs 6/24)