This one's for WEIRD101. She gave me the idea!

Alice and Rosalie were in Vega, looking for Edward who had gone missing for at least a week. Rose groaned and said, "Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are you even sure he's here?"

"Not exactly." Rose groaned again then straightened up as a huge mansion came into view. Alice said, "This is it." The two vampires went up to the door and rang the doorbell.

They heard a perky voice say, "I'LL GET IT!"

Another boy's voice said, "NO I WILL!"

The sound of running feet stopped in front of the door. The sun came out and Rose and Alice started sparkling. They fidgeted nervously. The girl's voice said, "What now, Ash? MWAHAHAHA!" She opened the door and a girl with curly hair squealed.

Poppy yelled back into the house, "JAMES, THE GODS BROUGHT ME MORE FAIRIES! !" Ash and Poppy grabbed Rose and Alice.

Rose said, "I'm not a fucking fairy you psychotic bitch! Let go!" She pulled out of Ash's grasp.

Alice pulled out of Poppy's and said to Rose in a motherly tone, "Don't swear, it's rude." She smacked the back of Rose's head lightly. "Why don't we go shopping and get away from this asylum."

"Sure." They ran at vamp speed to the door. Alice left, and Rose stayed long enough to kiss her fingers, hold out a peace sign, and say, "Peace out bitches!" and left.

Poppy screamed high pitched and loud for James. He came running downstairs. "What's wrong?" he asked, looking around for the danger.

"I lost two fairies!" she wailed. Then she started beating Ash up. "This. Is. All. Your. Fault!" Ash curled up in a ball and cried like a little kid.

Meanwhile, Rose and Alice were shopping and looking around for Edward. Alice sighed. "Just looking for him is going to get us nowhere. We need to ask around."

"People will think you're crazy."

"Watch me." She went up to a cashier and asked him sweetly, "Hey handsome."

He blinked, surprised and stuttered, "H...Hi."

She traced a finger on his chest and tried to look innocent. "Have you seen a sparkly pale seventeen year old with bronze hair and gold eyes that might be black?"

He just looked at her, and then smiled uneasily. "You know, I haven't but I can call and ask my friend that works in the lost and found area if she has."

"That would be just perfect," she said, returning to her normal perky self. The guy picked up the store's phone and spoke in a low voice.

Then two big security guys picked Alice up and said, "We're going to take you to a nice padded room and give you a nice warm jacket."

She was stunned and then started screaming. "But I'm NOT CRAZY! I'M NOT! LET ME GO! ROSE! TELL EMMETT TO STAY AWAY FROM MY CLOSET! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They carried her away.

Rose shook her head and went back to shopping. The cashier said quietly, "Why do I always get the crazy girls?"

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