It was 1:00 in the morning when I wrote this..and it's meant to make you laugh out loud! So if you have a problem with this not being a novel that you expected…err…then you have to accept that this is crazy madness stuff.
Banjo was running away from the bee hive when Tooty came and ate his ice-cream cone. Then Kazooie flew to Gruntilda's castle. Gruntilda was happy to see her and baked her some ginger bread men cookies. Mumbo-Jumbo then turned Brentilda into a unicorn with rainbow ice-cream cones. Just then Humba-Wumba teleported to the bathroom and had a slumber party, in the bathroom.. Then, Clanker had a baby boy, and name him Kanker. Kanker liked ice-cream cones. Humba-Wumba teleported to Kanker's room and said "Heap!" "AHH!" Kanker yelled as the house fell down. Just then, ice-cream cones fell from the sky, and poked Klungo in the eye. He cried in joyfulness and ran to Spiral Mountain to buy popcorn. The clock stroke twelve at noon while Gruntilda poised the water supply, and Bottles drank from it. He coughed and threw up, on Humba-Wumba's feet. Her feet smelt bad then. Luckily, Banjo had some mittens in his skin pocket. He ripped them apart, and ate them, and then Mumbo-Jumbo pooped them out. Mumbo-Jumbo then himself threw a party in the closet. Everyone but Humba-Wumba was invited. He no like her! Just then, Gruntilda fell asleep, and fell into her magic cauldron, and appeared in Unicorn paradise. The unicorns ate her hair, and shoes and scarf. And the wolves ate the rest of her. The next day, Gruntilda woke up in bed, with Tooty reading magic spells to her. The spells cast vivid imagines into her head. She dreamt about her high school dance and how she farted from the beans in front of the whole school. They laughed at her dress, for it had a brown, poo-poo stain in it. Gruntilda cast a spell, and they turned into flying camels. Just then, Kazooie shot a fire egg at Bottles, and burnt his hair off. Bottles was mad and slapped her. "HOW DARE YOU!" She said, pecking Brentilda's horn. Clanker flew to the yellow see, at Rusty Bucket Bay and fell asleep. Fluttering into the sky, Banjo crashed into his kitchen. Everyone was invited to the Pan Cake party he was holding right then. Just then, everyone was teleported to his kitchen. Humba-Wumba was screaming when she saw Tooty. Why? Who knows! Just then, some random fat guy named Billy busted in. "Can I eat over!" he yelled. Humba-Wumba whacked him in the head with the frying pan, and he fell, to the ground. Just then, the pan cakes turned into ice-cream cones and they had an ice-cream cone party instead!
The end!