The Day Keiichi Raped me Tenderly

BY AXEL THE GREAT AND PANDA-SAMA!

Once upon a time Ren was sitting down at his desk writing back and forth to his friends on his MSN. As minutes and hours passed by, he sensed something knocking towards his window.

He didn't actually feel like answering it, but then it kept getting more and more obnoxious. He got up and finally opened the window. "WHAT?!"

"Ren...I need to talk to you" a man with brown lucious hair came up. "K...Keiichi?" Ren responded. "Yes, Ren, now let me in" said Keiichi.

"If you say so..." As ren opened the window further Keiichi crept back inside.

"I want you, Ren"

"What?!"

"Keiichi...But...No...NO THIS ISN'T REAL!" Ren said

"Ren, I want you, now." Keiichi said approaching Ren

"N-now? But.. I'm eating my cheese fries!" Ren exclaimed, dramatically.

"Cheese fries, eh..." Keiichi thought to himself, "..then I guess I came at the right time."

There was an eerie grin spread across Keiichi's fine, pale, manly cheeks, as he stared down the poor, innocent Ren with vulture eyes.

"H-Huh? What do you mean?" Ren timidly asked, still oblivious to Keiichi's TRUE intentioned.

Before he could utter another word, Keiichi pushed Ren down, and climbed on top of him, straddling Ren.

"K-Keichi?! What are you--!!" Ren was cut off when a pair of FINE, MANLY lips descended onto his own.

"Nnn..agh!!" Ren whimpered into Keiichii's warm mouth.

Why was he doing this? Ren thought I-... I thought we were FRIENDS!

"Relxas, Ren.." Keiichi murmered into Ren's sweet, delicate mouth. "I want to make you feel good."

"B-but.. Keiichi-kun..! This is wrong!" Ren gasped for air. "I-I mean.. we're b-both men.. and..!!"

"Gender doesn't matter, Ren-chan... as long as we love each other." Keiichi smiled a warm, kind-hearted smile.

"K-Keiichi..." Ren fell deeply for his kind words. He slid his arms around Keiichi's NICE, BROAD neck, and slowly leaned forward, until his nose brushed

against Keiichi's. "Frisky, aren't you?" Keiichi chucked, a DEEP, MANLY chuckle. "Nnn... J-Just continue!" Ren blushed furiously at his own actions.

"As you wish, my frisky little kawaii neko chan." Keiichi nuzzled Ren's NICE, SOFT neck.

"Ah..." Ren felt a strange throbbing in his pants. What was that feeling? He had never felt it before, since he was obviously A STUPID WTF MAN!! virgin.

All he could do was stare. Especially at his HOT, MANLY ITALIAN MAID GUY. His HOT, MANLY ITALIAN MAID GUY would mow his lawn for him.

And Ren would stare, at the lucious, manly, broad chest of his when he ripped his shirt off and poured cold water on himself.

Oh how his chest glistened... mmmMMMmmMmMmm..

"NYAGH!!" Ren moaned, feeling Keiichi's hand invade his KAWAII PANTSU.

"K-Keiichi!!" he gasped, feeling his Rennis grow stiff.

"O-oooh.. Keiichi.. f-faster..." Ren whimpered, bucking his hips forward.

"Keiichi.. I-.. I-.. lov--"

"WHERE DA HELL IS KENICHI!?/123/1?13?23/PASTA"

Rena came.

She came.