Adventures of Girl, the Mary-Sue, Part One.

One beautiful sunny day, Girl fell from the sky.

She died.

But being a Mary-Sue she had super-natural powers. Resurrection was one of them. She also had heat vision and the ability to fly, but that matter is completely irrelevant… for now.

Now Girl had beautiful golden hair that was so glossy that when she went out into the sun, her hair utterly blinded any who looked at (and or) near her. In addition to her hair, she had a chest of such dimension that it created the illusion that one was on the moon; how she could stand without falling over was not known to any. She also had eyes that changed colour at will; they were used for trapping innocent souls of Elf-Princes and forcing them to love her.

She was also very beautiful.

Brave and courageous, sensitive and witty, spirited and fearless; these were just a few of the attitudes Girl had towards life. She was also talented in all forms of combat; knew how to wield any weapon made, even though she had never actually handled a weapon; and finally she had intelligence and wisdom that surpassed even the Valar themselves.

But yet, when approached by a lustful and intoxicated male, all she could do was squeak "No… don't… please… stop…"

Girl woke up from her resurrection and instantly knew where she was; Middle Earth. Of course it would be Middle Earth, where else would there be moss and trees?

Rising from the hole she had made upon impact; Girl decided to go to Rivendell. There she thought she would be welcomed warmly; given a room and clothes; and all would love her dearly and the Elves would account her as one of their own kin.

Heading in a random direction she walked; and walked; and walked; and walked; and walked; and walked; and sang; and walked; and walked and pouted; and walked; and walked and skipped; and walked; and walked; and walked; and walked; and blinked; and walked; and walked; and walked; and hopped; and walked; and walked.

Now having been walking for days on end she was getting tired, any normal person would be dead from starvation. But not Girl.

No, not Girl.

After three months of endless walking, she got hungry. Also annoyed that she hadn't come across Rivendell yet, or any other sort of civilization for that fact. Walking up to a tree, she started to sing. Lots of cute fuzzy woodland animals came up to her and started to sing along in their animal voices. The cute fuzzy woodland animals fell in love with Girl and decided they would help her. But Girl had another idea…

Seizing that moment at which all the cute fuzzy woodland animals had lined up around her, she roasted them all with her heat vision. Today she was having barbeque.

But what Girl didn't know, is that an Elf was passing through the forest behind her and saw the entire incident. He was horrified. He ran back to his land (which happened to be Lothlorien) and warned his Lord and Lady of an evil sorceress obviously in league with the Dark Lord roasting poor helpless woodland animals alive.

Lord Celeborn and Lady Galadriel become worried; what if this creature came into their realm and mercilessly slaughtered their people? Galadriel increased the power in the girdle protecting Lothlorien while Celeborn ordered the army to prepare themselves for the worst.

Galadriel sent word to Lord Elrond of Imladris of this foul creature and asked for his aid and the aid of any other Elf-Realms if needs be.

Six-hundred Elves later, Girl was frolicking through a field when an outburst of arrows rained down on her. She died instantly, quick and painful, her blood staining the grass around her, seeping out like water from barrel full of holes.

The Elves rejoiced, killing this demon was easier then they had planned. But that's what they thought. For the second time, Girl, using her magical powers resurrected herself and in a flash of white light she was standing next to her deceased self and looking confused.

The Elves fled in terror.