Suddenly you are teleported to a world know as Land of Truths and Dares where the weather changes to a certain persons desires. Said person waves to you from the porch of a large castle. It obviously has to many rooms for hereto be planning to stay alone, you can tell even from the outside. It seems to be made of cobblestone. The porch is a light timber and surrounded by a green, flowery field. In the distance you can see mountains and to a different side there seems to be a forest. A different side shows a lake with a pier and a row boat. To the east is a desert field and cave a little past that, all of the four places seen from the house, whilst they are still far away from each other. The girl on the porch greets you gladly.

GIRL: Hello! Welcome to LoTaD! Here you can torment- I mean truth or dare the Homestuck characters because I'm bored and this looks like fun! So lets go welcome them shall we? I can alchemize anyone who is not alchemized already if need be, but for now.

The girl walks into the house which looks very pleasant and even larger from the inside. She less you down a hall and into a room at the back which is empty minus the alchemizer in the centre. She clicks a few buttons and one by one 12 trolls and 8 humans appearafy in the room, despite this girls bad spelling.

KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?! WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!

GIRL: Your on in the Land of Truths and Dares!

ROSE: This mean we are in your fan-fiction I assume.

GIRL: Yup!

ROSE: Do you not think that Truth or Dare is a little over done?

GIRL: ...maaaaaaaybe

JOHN: so we're here to play a huge game of truth or dare? why?

GIRL: Hehe, no no silly.

GIRL: Your hear to answer the truths and dares of all your fans!

JAKE: We have fans?

GIRL: yep!

DAVE: naturally a strider has fans, i get why you guys have fans though

JADE: hehe, maybe this just means we're as cool as striders! :D

DIRK: Nop, not possible.

DAVE: more likely that everyone else is insane.

GIRL: Well, if thats not cocky I don't know what is.

ERIDAN: wwhat the fuck is truth or dare?

KANAYA: I Do Believe It Is Like Our Game Lie Or Fight

GIRL: Lie or fight? Laaaaaaame~

VRISKA: What? You only used 7 'a's! Why didn't you use just one more to make it a perfect 8?!

GIRL: Cause I'm awesome.

SOLLUX: thii2 ii2 fuckiing 2tupiid

GIRL: Yep!

KARKAT: IS NO ONE FUCKING LISTENING TO MY RANTING OR SOMETHING!?

GIRL: Yeah, I just tuned you out.

JOHN: hehehe

KARKAT: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

GIRL: That isn't my name fuckass :P

Feferi: w)(at is your nam-E than?

GIRL: its top secret!

JOHN: well nice to meet you top secret!

DAVE: ...no john just

DAVE: no

GIRL: hehe, you can call me Kailie though, even if its not my name!

KARKAT: WHO THE FUCK IS KAILIE

'KAILIE': hehehe, you'll never know

KAILIE: Okay guys! Lets get this show on the road!

KAILIE: Please send your most tormenting and embarrassing truth or dares EVER to make this more enjoyable!

EQUIUS: D- Nepeta, I do believe we should not be involved in this.

NEPETA: :33 *ac pouts at her moirail* aww, purrtty please equius?

JANE: I must admit... i'm not to sure about this either.

ROXY: awww, coem on janeeeyyy

ROXY: lif a lite

ROXY: *little

TAVROS: bUT,,, uHHH IS IT REALLY OKAY TO PLAY?

GAMZEE: CoMe On TaVbRo LeTs GiVe ThIs MoThErFuCkInG gAmE a MoThErFuCkInG cHaNcE

TAVROS: w-WELL,,, oKAY I GUESS,,, i MEAN IF YOUR UHHH SURE

KAILIE: Thats the spirt!

KARKAT: DO MY FUCKING RANTS JUST NOT MAKE IT TO THIS STUPID FUCKING STORY!?

KAILIE: Nop~! ^u^

KAILIE: oh yeah, almost forgot!

KAILIE: shipping dares and truths so fucking allowed!

NEPETA: :33 *ac agrees that you can not furrget the shipping questions*

KAILIE: Aradia, do you want to say something?

ARADIA: well, i supp0se i sh0uld, this is a lovely h0use

KAILIE: why thank you!

KAILIE: we shall all be living here!

KAILIE: I'll give you a tour!

And with that the chapter ends, while the author asks for reviews once more before starting the town, still refusing to write the rant Karkat has been set on. As she and the characters walk away you find yourself draw to the review button. What if you just... clicked it? Yes, you can click it, please click it.