Jazelina: Hello my peeps! Out of complete and total boredom, my sister and I decided to write a story together.

Edwardo: We don't expect any reviews, since we are doing this for our own personal entertainment. And believe me, we are laughing.

Disclaimer: We don't own Criminal Minds, but we are the owners of Victoria Smith, Kate and Lizz Leeks, Angelo Castello, and ALL POSSIBLE OFFSPRING! RAWR!

Preggers

Prologue

And So It Begins

Victoria POV

I sat on the bathroom floor, crying as I looked at that stupid pink plus sign. There was muted laughter in the background, and I couldn't tell if it was either the television spouting some random show that little Anthony was currently obsessed with or if Katelynn was trying to supress her laughter as she hid herself in a corner.

I couldn't help but remember how everything started.

One Year Ago

I was down in Virginia, Quantico to be exact. Aaron, my brother, had just returned to an empty house thanks to his soon to be ex-wife. Me being me, and since I, technically, didn't have a job yet, I flew down to comfort Aaron so the house didn't feel so empty.

I was a few block away from where i dropped Aaron off at work. Okay, fine. He dropped me off. But! I was the one who had his keys. Technically, not by any legal means. But whose counting? I pulled out the small ring of keys, smiling as I thought back several years to when I had first moved in with my roommates. Kate and Liz had spent several hours teaching me the fine art of being a pickpocket. At the very least, I could always snag some extra coffee money. Their words, not mine. And coffee did sound really good right no-

"I'm so sorry!" I cried as I looked at the boy in front of me. Oh, wait! It wasn't a boy, it was a man! A young man, but still. He wasn't a kid. I had crashed into him, causing him yo spill his coffee all over his beige sweater vest. I liked sweater vests. They're all…vest-y.

"Uh, it's fine?" he stuttered a little, as if he was nervous. Now why would such a cutie like jim be nervous?

I smiled at him before bending down and picking up Aaron's dropped car keys. "I should, at the very least, buy you a new coffee since I wasn't paying attention."

Technically…I was. But he was cute and I was using Aaron's money. What he didn't know couldn't hurt him.

I'm, uh, late for work." The man mumbled, blushing and looking down at his feet.

Snapping open my magenta patent leather pure, I pulled out a sticky note and a pen, scratching out my name and number. "The name's Victoria Smith. I'll be in town for a bit, so call me so I

can make it up to you, kay?"

"O-okay. I'm, uh, Spencer." he muttered as he took the offered sticky note from me. I couldn't help but smile. So cute! So amazingly adorable!

"Call me!" I called to him as I flounced off. I wasn't in the mood for coffee anymore. However…now all I really wanted to do was go grocery shopping, start figuring out what I would lie about on my future resumes, call Katie to see how many people she had scammed today, and ask Lizzy about how her son was doing and if she was serious about trying for another. After that, Aaron would probably call, annoyed that I had taken his car and would then proceed to have me go and pick him up.

And the day, unsurprisingly, went exactly as I had planned.

Except I really wanted Spencer the Cutie to call me.

When I talked to my lovely roommates, they had both given me some advice, though I doubted I would be listening to it anytime soon.

Kate said I should have a quick one nightstand and take all of his money. Besides, she doesn't remember the last time I had 'gotten some'. I vetoed that plan since I never liked the idea of one nighters.

Lizz simply said I could do whatever, but if he hurt me, she'd go down there and kill him herself. And hide the body so well, it would never be found. I believed her, considering all of her exboyfriends had all disappeared. Or maybe that was a creepy rumour that everyone who knew the sisters just happened to know. Never mind. It's probably just some rumour.

When I pulled into the parking lot, an angry Aaron was standing in his empty parking space. "Hey Aari! How was your day?" I asked sweetly as I relocated over to the passenger's seat.

He sighed, knowing that eve if he did get mad at me, I would probably do the same thing again and again until I left for New York. "Fine, just paperwork today." he stated simply.

"Lovely! Well, I met this really cute guy today! So adorable! I just wanna hug him! So I gave him my number and hopefully he'll call me before I leave!" I smiled in rememberance of the really cute nerd from earlier. So…cute…

"What's-"

"No! I'm not giving you his name! Then you'll run a background check on him before trying to find a way to imprison him!"

"I would never."

"Says you!"

Thursday That Same Week

Spencer POV

I was sitting at my desk, staring at the crumpled sticky note in my hand. I didn't have to keep the note or anything, since the second I looked at it I had everything memorised. It was the first girl, who wasn't related to me, gave me. But she probably didn't want to date me or anything. She probably only wanted to pay me back for the spilt coffee, and possibly my ruined sweater vest. Probably. The chances of her even being interested in me is at about 5.17%.

"hey, Pretty Boy. You got some girl's number?" Morgan asked, leaning forward and plucking the number from my hand. "Victoria, huh? She sounds hot."

"W-well I guess she is?" I didn't know how to answer that question. She had honey blonde hair, dark brown eyes, and a blindingly white smiled. But I didn't want to call her. She gave me her number out of pity, that's it.

"You're calling her, Pretty Boy." Morgan stated simply, grabbing me by the arm and dragging me away to Gracia's Cave.

"But she doesn't want to hear from me!" I tried to get out of Morgan's grip, but my struggles only attracted the attentions of Prentiss and JJ. Of course they decided to it's be more fun to torture me than to help me escape something I didn't want to participate in.

"Pretty Boy, if a girl gives you her number, she wants to hear from you." Morgan grinned at me before pushing me into Garcia's Cave. He handed a phone and commanded me to dial. While I punched in the numvers, Morgan began filling in Garcia, Prentiss, and JJ.

"Victoria Smith speaking! If you're trying to sell me something, hand up or forever wish that I didn't rip all the hair off your body!" A happy voice giggled.

"Uh, hey. This is Spencer." I mumbled.

"Oh, hey! From the coffee shop! I, at the very least, owe you a bagel or something. I might have ruined your sweater vest, and it was cute!" I could very easily picture Victoria's grin.

And at that moment, I think I fell in love.