One early morning Mr. Cluckers woke up to discover his fiancee was missing! Ms. Cluckers was like "wtf omg why u do dis fiancee" Mr. Cluckers arose from his hay bed and farted outside the door (silly Mr. Cluckers) when Mr. Cluckers farted outside he saw a note that said
"Dear Mr. Cluckers
You're fat and smell like broccoli, therefore we kidnapped your wife. Your wife is fat and smells like turnips. Both of you have hygiene issues. We're across the road barbecuing your wife, hopefully she'll taste like delicious turnip chicken. Try to catch us before it's too late, that's if you're not chicken enough.
From, your most loved person, The Sandwich Burrito God "
Mr. Cluckers started running towards the road... After about an hour he was killed by a Popsicle which was thrown out a window by a chubby kid, the popsicle lodged down his throat. Meanwhile his fiancee was turned into delicious barbecued, turnip chicken. The Sandwich Burrito God enjoyed the delciousness, then TMNT killed him for the chicken.
The end.