Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ.
This is my first one shot fic so don'- be -hatin
WHEN 2 DOLLS MEET
"Hey Gohan where did I come from?" asked a curious youth formally known as Goten. Gohan's eyes shot open. Gohan was afraid, knowing that this day would come and not knowing what to say to his younger brother. "Erm......Goten not now I gotta uh.....go to Videl's house for an um...project" said Gohan trying to escape "THE QUESTION"Thatolderbrothersandsistersandparentsfearedthemost.
(That older brothers and sisters and parents feared the most)."Fine big brother" said Goten as he walked to his mother to ask her next. "Hey mom where did I come from?" asked Goten as Chi-Chi stopped and stood there right after Goten asked "THE QUESTION". "Goten, honey don't you have to go to Bulma's house" said Chi-Chi trying to avoid "THE QUESTION"." No I don't think so" said Goten trying to trace back his memory of any mentioning about going to Bulma's house. "Well you are now" said Chi-Chi as she instructed or forced Goten to go to Bulma's. "What a relief" said Chi-Chi as she saw Goten fly to Bulma's house.
-ten minutes later-
Goten finally arrived at Bulma's house and was in her ever so big backyard with Trunks. "Hey Trunks were did I come from?". Trunks let out a small laugh at his friend for not knowing the cycle of reproduction. "I can't believe you don't know" said Trunks wit is head held up high. "No I don't "said Goten with his head facing the floor. "You want me to show you" asked Trunks. Gotens eye's lit up. "really?" asked Goten with big stars in his eyes. "fine wait here" said Trunks as he ran inside C.C.
-5 minutes later-
Trunks came back with a big box full of dolls. "These are my mom's priceless Barbie doll's but I don't think she'll care if we use them for a while" said Trunks while grabbing a female Barbie, a male Barbie, and a baby Barbie."Now listen and listen good Goten because I'm only telling you once said Trunks while undressing the Barbie dolls.
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* I am not at all a sick person, so I will not include a lemon- Barbie style, so back off perverts!
-especially in the point of view of Trunks(since Vegeta was the one who told him where babies come from)
and plus this fic is pg-13
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so………….
-10 minutes and 23 gasps from Goten later-
"So that's how babies are formed" said Trunks while setting the Barbie dolls aside. Goten sat there staring at the dolls wit a horror like facial expression.
Both of the boy's were silent until Goten blurted out" Ewww….I came from a girl". Trunks stared at his friend with disbelief because of that stupid answer. He knew his friend was not bright but now he claimed to believe that his best friend was a moron (no offense to Goten fanatics)but Goten was still his best friend no matter what.
-At the son's residence 1 hour later-
Goten now knew the ways of life even though thinking about it made him puke he still knew, but now he had another question to ask, so he walked up to his brother and asked"Hey Gohan, how old do you have to be to have a baby".
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This was my first one shot fic so pleaz review
No flamez pleaz
–falls on floor on knees and starts begging-
This is my first one shot fic so don'- be -hatin
WHEN 2 DOLLS MEET
"Hey Gohan where did I come from?" asked a curious youth formally known as Goten. Gohan's eyes shot open. Gohan was afraid, knowing that this day would come and not knowing what to say to his younger brother. "Erm......Goten not now I gotta uh.....go to Videl's house for an um...project" said Gohan trying to escape "THE QUESTION"Thatolderbrothersandsistersandparentsfearedthemost.
(That older brothers and sisters and parents feared the most)."Fine big brother" said Goten as he walked to his mother to ask her next. "Hey mom where did I come from?" asked Goten as Chi-Chi stopped and stood there right after Goten asked "THE QUESTION". "Goten, honey don't you have to go to Bulma's house" said Chi-Chi trying to avoid "THE QUESTION"." No I don't think so" said Goten trying to trace back his memory of any mentioning about going to Bulma's house. "Well you are now" said Chi-Chi as she instructed or forced Goten to go to Bulma's. "What a relief" said Chi-Chi as she saw Goten fly to Bulma's house.
-ten minutes later-
Goten finally arrived at Bulma's house and was in her ever so big backyard with Trunks. "Hey Trunks were did I come from?". Trunks let out a small laugh at his friend for not knowing the cycle of reproduction. "I can't believe you don't know" said Trunks wit is head held up high. "No I don't "said Goten with his head facing the floor. "You want me to show you" asked Trunks. Gotens eye's lit up. "really?" asked Goten with big stars in his eyes. "fine wait here" said Trunks as he ran inside C.C.
-5 minutes later-
Trunks came back with a big box full of dolls. "These are my mom's priceless Barbie doll's but I don't think she'll care if we use them for a while" said Trunks while grabbing a female Barbie, a male Barbie, and a baby Barbie."Now listen and listen good Goten because I'm only telling you once said Trunks while undressing the Barbie dolls.
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* I am not at all a sick person, so I will not include a lemon- Barbie style, so back off perverts!
-especially in the point of view of Trunks(since Vegeta was the one who told him where babies come from)
and plus this fic is pg-13
*************************************************************************************************************
so………….
-10 minutes and 23 gasps from Goten later-
"So that's how babies are formed" said Trunks while setting the Barbie dolls aside. Goten sat there staring at the dolls wit a horror like facial expression.
Both of the boy's were silent until Goten blurted out" Ewww….I came from a girl". Trunks stared at his friend with disbelief because of that stupid answer. He knew his friend was not bright but now he claimed to believe that his best friend was a moron (no offense to Goten fanatics)but Goten was still his best friend no matter what.
-At the son's residence 1 hour later-
Goten now knew the ways of life even though thinking about it made him puke he still knew, but now he had another question to ask, so he walked up to his brother and asked"Hey Gohan, how old do you have to be to have a baby".
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This was my first one shot fic so pleaz review
No flamez pleaz
–falls on floor on knees and starts begging-