A.n- Hi! My first story, and I'm very excited for it. Just wrote this chapter now. I will try to post again in under a week, but no promises. Enjoy and review!
Disclaimer- I do not own Twilight or its characters and am making no money out of this. That is only Stephenie Meyer's right. However, I do own the plot.
"Ouch! Oh, damn," Bella muttered darkly as she got up from the ground and dusted off her jeans. "A hundred years and they still can't get it right!"
The 'they' in question were the technicians who managed the transport system in between the worlds—the earth and heaven.
"Well, at least if a guy asks you if it hurt when you fell from heaven, you can say yes." Jacob said from beside her and proceeded to laugh at his own joke. "Ha ha Jakey, you just cracked your first ridiculous joke of the ridiculously long list of ridiculous jokes you have on earth. Congrats."
"Do not call me that. You know how much I detest it."
"Sure do. Why else do you think I use it?" she laughed at his sullen expression." "Ok enough of that, let's go find their house. Leah said we should just go along the river and then follow the pathway to a big white mansion."
"Don't we have to stay anonymous and help them the best we can that way?" Being new to these kinds of missions, Jake was wary. Even more so since their new subject was a vampire who lived with six other vampires. 'Vegetarian' or not, they still had the ability to disfigure them in less than a second. 'Well, at least me.' He thought wryly.
"Yes we do have to do that generally, but this is a special case. These are vampires, Jake. They won't even allow us to come near them if we don't tell them at least something. Oh look, we're here! Such a magnificent house! And can you imagine the porch with candles all over and an arch of flowers? I can just see it. It will be perfect for his wedding. So romantic! We can even have the smoky effect when..."Being the angel of love, Bella sometimes seemed to get a bit carried away in the romantic features of something. Even if they weren't there.
"Bella, Bella! Maybe we should first find a girl, make him fall in love with her, get him to propose her, get her to agree to it, and then consider the wedding plans?" Jacob asked her, trying unsuccessfully to hide his amusement.
Bella sighed dejectedly. "Yeah, you're right. Well then, let's go and introduce ourselves."
They made their way across the stone path and gently knocked on the door, waiting for their new mission to start.