Our first fan fiction, just to know us a little better

Disclaimer: Stephanie Meyer owns Bella.We obviously don't because if we did Bella wouldn't be in the story. Also, we do NOT own the setting, plot, title, characters or ANYTHING of this book. We're just stating our opinions of what we think because we are in America with freedom of speech!!!!!!

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Top 10 Reasons Why We Hate Bella

She's annoying

She's predicable

Too forgiving

Makes everything seem like it's about her (which it kind of is but still…)

Falls "in love" with Edward when just meeting him

Cries waaaaay too much

She can't make up her flipping mind about Jacob and Edward

Wants to become a vampire when she doesn't even know exactly what it means to be a vampire

She's ALWAYS a damsel-in-distress

She doesn't like snow…she depresses Blaire

Okay that was our first fan fiction. Hope you like it (but I'm guessing the Bella-lover won't XD) Please Review!!!!