(I wrote this last year)
And at that moment, the fangirls began constructing the unsinkable ship.
Each of the fangirls took pieces of their soul, and took them to a mighty blacksmith named Charles Beckendorf. He melted the souls and cooled them, creating an indestructible metal he called 'OTP'. The fangirls then used the metal to strengthen the ship.
"It's not strong enough," Rick Riordan, the leader of the fangirls shook his head. "It needs to be stronger."
The fangirls searched the Outernet for weeks, searching for something to strengthen their ship with. They lost a few of their warriors due to the normal human beings that resided in the Outernet. But even after their vigorous searching, they found nothing.
They went back to their headquarters, feeling sore from having to deal with real life. Nothing could've prepared them for what they came home to.
The ship they were constructing, was on fire. Red flames burned down everything it could reach, reducing everything it touched to ashes.
"THIS IS THE WORK OF THE PERACHEL SHIPPERS!" Rick snarled.
By the time they could extinguish the fire, only the metal that encased the ship was left. Half of the fangirls cried, while the other half raged.
The fangirls pleaded the satyr, Grover, for some of his trees. The strongest trees there were.
"No," Grover shook his head. "I cannot give them to you without a payment."
The fangirls had no clue what to give Grover. They tried giving him a blueberry bush, but he refused. They tried putting him in a deep sleep so that they can steal his trees, but he didn't sleep long enough for them to cut the trees down.
Grover raged at the sight of his damaged trees. "What have you done? Get out! Get out of my forest!" And so they did.
"What do we do now?" Harriet, the youngest member of the Fangirls cried out.
The other members stayed silent, not knowing the answer themselves.
"You could go to Lou Ellen," a quiet voice suggested.
The Fangirls searched their camp for the one that had spoke, but they found no one.
"Fine," Lou Ellen agreed. "I will complete your ship for you."
The Fangirls squealed and danced around in excitement.
"But," Lou started. "I need the help of the enchantress Silena."
"I will complete your ship, only if you manage to convince Silena to perform the spell with me."
The Fangirls sent out their best equestrian to find Silena. They waited, days turning into months, and months turning into a year.
At last, the equestrian came back, this time with Silena riding a Pegasus behind her.
"I will help you," she smiled gently.
The Fangirls rejoiced, and took Silena to Lou's cottage the next day.
Lou and Silena chanted in an ancient language. The Fangirls watched as the ship was completed.
Together, the Fangirls pushed the ship into the sea. Many cried tears of joy.
"THE SHIP HAS SAILED!"