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Title: It Helps Me Sleep at Night
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 146
Warning/s: Random OOCness
Summary: Itachi's not getting much sleep.
Dedication: Renji, who's gigai isn't as bad ass as mine. Happy 19th Birthday.
A/N: Random thoughts that popped into the heads of Renji, Ishida and I last night. They went a little too far, and spawned a whole lot of amusing drabbles. This is where it all begins... note: Ren's birthday was yesterday, however I ran off to go party with her before I could post this here. It was on the House yesterday, though.
He was somewhat surprised the morning after his first nightmare. Why was this affecting him so? He had killed before them. He had killed after them. It had been three weeks now, so why were these nightmares plaguing his sleep?
He suffered through seeing their terrified, horrified, furious faces for another seven nights. He was twitchy, and grumpy, and kinda paranoid.
He was breaking his own reputation with these nightmares. Something had to be done!
The first thing he did was slaughter everyone who had seen his out of character actions.
The second thing he'd done was spare the son who hadn't seen him act out of character.
Thirdly... he bought the kid icecream. It was kind of a random action, but it made him happy, and the kid less likely to come after him.
That night, Uchiha Itachi slept with a smile on his face.