Hey Everybody Its Rae Here! This Story Is Dedicated To Alex, Also Known As
XXXxSmIlEyMe123xXXX
She Was My First Ever Reveiwer Ever... She Was The One Who Advised Me To Edit My
Songfic Feed The Machine. (Read it and review! Please?)
(fang enters: crazy fangirls scream)
(iggy comes in crazy fangirls scream... again)
Iggy: Woah, When Did I Get Here?
Me: When I Summoned You!
Fang: This Is Really De'Javu.
Iggy: Oh, Yeah, Fang Man, You Are In For A Suprise!
Fang: What Do You Mean?
Me: He's Talking About My Username!
Fang: Now I'm Worried About What It Is.
Me: Oh, Fang Baby, Dont Worry!
Iggy: Her Username Is Fangalator-lover!
Fang: Oh, Um, Uh,...
Iggy: Oh... My... God... His... Face!
Me: Umm, Ig, Youre Blind!
Iggy: Whatever!... Do The Disclaimer!
Me: I Don't Want To!
Fang: glares
Me: Fine, OK Disclamer: I Don't Own MR James Patterson Does... However I Do Own Fang
And Iggy!
Fang: glares
Me: Fine I Only Own Iggy!
Fang: glares
Me: FINE! I Don't Own ANYTHING.. That Doesn't Stop Me From Wishing!
Fang & Iggy: glares
Me: laughing
Chapter 1: Overslept
MaxPOV:
"Fang! Grab the kids! Do a U&A! NOW!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. There were too
many Erasers, we couldn't fight them all, only enough to barely get away. Luckly these hadn't been
grafted with wings, or we wouldn't have a flying chance. Ha, see what I did there. I am too punny for
my own health. Oh, if this wasn't a life or death situation, and it wouldn't make me look crazy I
would be laughing my butt off!
Suddenly, I was jerked awake, litterally, Nudge was on my bed singing that song that says
"You're a jerk, I know" while doing the jerk on my bed. She stopped when I sat up, swung my arm
behind her knees, and knocked her on her butt!
"Ow! Max, what was that for? All I was doing was waking you up. You looked like you
were having a nightmare, you were thrashing around and mumbling and you said Fang's name. So
I thought would wake you up and make sure you were all right, 'cause you were sweating and stuff."
she clearly she didn't understand that she should have just woken me up by shaking my shoulder
and saying, 'hey, Max, wake up. You look like you're having a nightmare. Hey wake up.' I wouldn't
have been too happy about that, either, but it would have been better than her dancing on my bed!
I looked at the clock by my bed. Wow, I'd slept in. I had an inteveiw at eleven and it was
already ten-thirty. "Shit! I'm gonna be late!" Yes, the great Maximum Ride was applying for a job.
I know some of you are out there laughing and asking, "What skills does Max have other than
being sarcastic and kick ass?" Well, to those of you who said, "She can flip burgers!" You were
very wrong. Obviously. I can't even make toast. Gosh, I can't even boil water. But, I can kick ass!
And, take care of kids. Yep, me, the all powerful Max Ride, is going to be a babysitter! Don't you
laugh! Fang's getting a job, too! They both pay really well. Fang is going to be a farm hand on a
ranch just outside of town. He's gonna get $50 a day. He'll work every wednesday, thursday, and
friday... after school.
I got dressed quickly. I wore jeans that weren't torn and a fitted black v-neck T-Shirt. I
left and jumped in my jeep and drove to the adress on the card the kids mom gave me. Her name
was Jessica James I think. Well, here I am, late, half an hour late to be exact. This isn't going to
go over very well.
Read and Reveiw... Please... Thank You Lots... :)