this is my first fanfic. just got the idea so i said i would write it down enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: i don't anyone from the Mario series
Mario we are going to be late for work Luigi called from the kitchen. Mario woke up and looked at the clock 7:30 they had to be at work by 8. Mario and Luigi were plumbers. i have breakfast ready said Luigi. oh shit not again thought Mario as he smelt smoke coming the kitchen Luigi is crap at cooking it was only last week he burnt the kitchen down Mario went into the kitchen the oven was on fire. Luigi you retard Mario face palmed and outed the fire
(two weeks later)
peach and Mario were at the castle and Luigi was on a date with waluigi (yeah that's right Luigi is gay) Mario was playing new super Mario brothers two on his 3ds. peach just drank a cup of tea. all of a sudden there was a loud crash. bowser came to kidnap peach (again) bowser grabbed peach and went to make his escape. MARIO SAVE ME screamed peach in bowers clutches. two minutes leave me finish this level said mario. MARIO I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T HELP ME I WILL GET MY UMBRELLA AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! Mario still wouldn't help so bowser took her back too his castle. a few days later peach escaped with no help from Mario. when she got back peach kept her word mario ended up in casualty with a pink umbrella shoved up his ass
the next chapter will be up soon read and review!