So this is Puckurt and stuff… so we're going to play pretend… Matt's back le gasp… and Lauren left… and umm well I love me some Klaine, but let's pretend they broke up cordially over break and decided they just weren't working as boyfriends… Because I love Klaine and Blaine and I… but it's cannon like Baby it's Cold Outside heart it so much… but I'm also a hugeeeeee puckurt fan for fanon…
Yea done rambling…
Title: Grease is the Word
Disclaimer: As if I would own Glee…Or Grease...
Warnings: Slash
Pairings: PucKurt, Finchel, Samedes, Wemma, Britana
Rating: T
Summary: It's senior year and we all know how putting on a musical turned out last year. Mr. Schue decided maybe it wasn't a bad idea to use it for fund raiser and to get a bit closer to Emma.
Will walked into the first meeting of glee since last year. "Well first I'd like to welcome everyone back. Matt welcome back to Ohio. Lauren has left us, she moved to California." He looked at his kids. "On to bigger matters, we need funding." He said frankly. "Sue managed to black mail someone up in administration to take back half of our budget. So I came up with an idea." He said looking at his students. He turned to his trusty white board. "Our performance of Rocky Horror went so well, I thought we'd try another musical." He wrote in big letters GREASE. "What do you think?" Kurt's hand immediately shot into the air. "Kurt?"
"You honestly mean to tell me we will be performing the iconic 1978 musical movie starring John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. Mr. Schue I think I have died and gone to heaven." He exchanged ecstatic smiles with Mercedes.
"Mr. Schue." Rachel said standing up. "I must concur with Kurt. This is absolutely fantastic. I will obviously be playing Sandy and Finn will be Danny. The others can fight over whatever roles they wish. Finn we must start rehearsing immediately."
"Wait just a minute. Who died and made you queen of the world? Why do you automatically get to play Sandy?" Kurt asked affronted.
"Well other then the fact I am the most talented and destined for Broadway, her voice is most suited for my range." She said in a huff.
"Actually, her part is in my range." Kurt said stiffly in a huff.
"Don't talk so big Kurt. May I remind you of our diva off?" She said smirking, walking towards Kurt who had also stood up.
"Yes you may actually." He said smiling, much to the majorities surprise. "I don't know if I ever mentioned that I threw the diva off…" He said trailing off at the stunned gasps. "You see my father had gotten a rather… rude phone call relating my sexuality. I could handle them, but I didn't want my dad to and I figured singing a girl song in front of thousands would only make it worse."
"Oh yea?" Rachel said defensively, their old rivalry returning ten fold. "Prove it."
"I think I'll try defying in gravity and you won't bring me down." He sang it crystal clear. "I've come to realize that people's opinions don't matter as long as I don't let them matter. Besides, I've always wanted to see what I'd look like blond."
"It's very good you've become more confident in yourself Kurt, but I've made sure the casting wasn't left up to me. You all will perform in front of a panel of three judges. Ms. Emma Pillsbury." She walked in with a light lemon jacket and pale green skirt. "Coach Shannon Beiste." She walked in and smiled at the kids. "And last but certainly not least-"
"Me." Sue said walking in. "I black mailed muskrat hair over there into letting me participate. No applause necessary. I'm here to make this a successful production. As you know I shot a video with Olivia Newton-John. It is my civic duty to make sure this production does not completely besmirch her and there for me. I can't have my reputation ruined." She failed to mention her distain for Olivia Newton-John casting the glee club last and had every intention of inviting her to the performance to rub in her face how amazing the glee kids are, but that could be taken as somewhat benevolent and Sue Sylvester does not do benevolent, she prefers violent.
"So Rachel, Kurt they will be in charge of casting." Will said.
"I am absolutely appalled by this blatant disregard for my talent. I will now storm out dramatically." Rachel said stalking out of the room.
"Well there's a surprise." Kurt said watching her stalk out. Sure they have been getting a long better lately but that doesn't mean a thing. "Is that all that's going on today Mr. Schue? Because I have an audition to prepare for."
"Yes that's all. You guys can go. Auditions are next class so be ready guys."
"I guess I should go check on Rachel?" Finn asked the rest of the club.
"Do you want to be tarred to shreds and have her talk you ear off? She'll probably make you practice too." Puck said patting him on the back. "You know I promised to care for my fellow Jews, so you should probably talk to her. But you're my friend and I wouldn't wish her currently on anyone."
"Yea, but she's my girlfriend so I should probably go." He walked carefully out of the classroom. A chorus of good lucks followed him out of the room.
"I better go too. Video games at my place." He said looking at the other glee guys. "You guys game?"
"Can't Tina and I have an Asian date planned. We're going to learn how to do a traditional Asian dance." Mike said smiling at her. She smiled back, sure sometimes she wished they did more non-Asian stuff, but she just loved hanging out with Mike. They walked out of the room holding hands.
"Mercedes and I need to watch my siblings." Sam turned to her. They came clean about their relationship over the summer. "Thanks for helping babe."
She turned to Kurt and they exchanged smiles. She mouthed 'Isn't he awesome?' and said to Sam "I love Stacie and Stevie." Sam brushed a piece of hair off her face. Kurt thought that they were remarkably adorable.
"Wait." Brittany said. "I thought we were going to Greece?"
Kurt looked at her. "Brit it's a musical. Maybe you and Santana can go home and watch it." He said looking at the Latina.
"Yea, we'll rent it from blockbuster." She said not wanting to admit she had it in her movie collection. She linked pinkys with Brittany and strutted out of the room.
Puck looked at the rest of the guys. "So video games? We're all single." Artie and Matt nodded. "Hey Hummel, wanna come with?"
Kurt couldn't believe he was invited. He guess it kind of made sense considering the obscene amount of time Puck spent at his house over the summer to hang with Finn. "Fine, but you all aren't allowed to complain when I completely destroy you."
He went to go push Artie. "Kurt, I somehow doubt that." Artie said. "I am really good at games."
"Well Blaine and I separated in July and Cedes was being adorable with Sam. I had a lot of free time, so I joined Finn and Puck for they're gaming. It was awful. Their table manners combined with an insane amount of chips was atrocious. It was majorly cringe worthy."
Puck cut it. "Well he was eating like carrots and celery in like ranch. Finn and I would die from eating that kind of stuff. And he happened to get remarkably good at Call of Duty."
Artie smiled. "Well we'll just have to see about that."
So what did you guys think? We're the characters in character? This is just the introduction chapter. I tried to introduce everyone. Next chapter Auditions and Casting.