One time Cartman punched the school wall the wall punched him back and made his nose bleed. It made a river of blood. Everyone stayed away from him because he has a river of blood coming out of his nose wherever he went. Then Kyle came along and helped him heal his wound and then Cartman said something offensive to Kyle and Kyle got mad and threw Cartman against a wall and Cartman said ''GET OFF ME YOU JEW!'' and pushed him away
Kenny just read his porn maginazes in the corner. Then the wall got back at Cartman, it sacrificed Cartman to Satan. Satan didn't want Cartman so he threw him back to Earth. KL came by Kenny and cuddled against him because she was a good girlfriend.
That night KL and Kenny fucked all night. Kenny died from fucking too much and the next morning, Kenny was alive but his parents came in but his dad was too drunk to do anything so he just threw a bottle of wine and woke them both up. His mom yelled at him to get ready for school. Kenny just replied with ''One time I fucked a hot pocket'' as he smiled.
That morning they got ready for school but on the way to school they ended up french kissing on the way to school. Since KL was at Kenny's and she didn't have any other clothes she just wore Kenny's parka. The bus driver yelled ''QUIET STOP KISSING!'' as KL and Kenny french kissed on the bus. They met up with Stan, Kyle, and Cartman. Cartman was being a dick like usual. So Kenny punched Cartman for being a dick. Cartman started crying.
Kenny ignored the crying and pulled KL closer kissing her on the top of the head. When KL and Kenny got to school Kenny walked KL to her locker. After that Kyle walked up to Craig and gave him a chicken leg and then walked off. Tweek was drinking coffee at school. KL walked to Tweek taking his coffee knowing it has meth in it throwing it away and she pulled out a regular coffee and gave it to Tweek he drank the coffee in confusion. Both Kenny and Tweek followed KL around.
Cartman assumed that Kyle was gay and Kyle got mad because he knew Cartman was really fucking gay. Kyle glared at Cartman ''Dude I am not gay Cartman but I know you are gay for Butters so shut up fatass.'' Kyle said angrily. ''You know what screw you I am going home.'' Cartman said as he walked out of the school.