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"This is your lunch, Remmy, okay?" Mrs. Lupin said " Now I put a dollar in there so you can buy some milk.
"You can ask one of the big kids where to do that." Mr. Lupin said
"You remember your phone number? I wrote it down just in case." Mrs. Lupin said
" Put it in your pocket, I don't want you to lose it." Mr. Lupin said" OK, you ready?"
" I think so." Remus Lupin said.
It's Remus' big day.
I guess it's natural for a parent to cry on their kids first day of school. Remus thought.
But, you know, this usually happens when the kid is three.
I'm Remus Lupin and until today, I was home-schooled
I know what you're thinking.
"Home-schooled kids are freaks."
( Remus has a vision of a home schooled geek.)
"X-Y-L-O-C-A-R-P! Xylocarp"!
( Back to Remus' mind)
Or weirdly religious or something.
( Remus has vision of religious kids.)
"And on the third day God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs... And the homosexuals.
"Amen, Amen."
( Back to Remus mind.)
But my family is totally normal. Except for the fact that my parents are research zoologists, and we've spent the last five years in Africa. Remus thought, But then my mum was offered a tenure at Northwestern University. So it goodbye Africa, and hello high school.