A Sonic vs. Goku Speed Write!
I'm going to make a speed write about Sonic fighting Goku! I'll write fast, in a set amount of time. It's like a speed run in Super Mario Bros.! I must warn younger viewers! My fanfictions are not intended for young kids. Sonic Fanfiction Saga is not for kids either. I apologize, but it's my sense of humor. Enjoy!
Goku- Hey you! Hedgehog! I'm gonna ruin you.
Sonic- Laugh out loud, and OMG. Do you think I give two craps?
Vegeta- Oh God! He said two craps! Not one, but two!
Sonic- Vegeta? More like vagina. *Cracks up*.
Vegeta- ...
Goku- Die hedgehog! Kamey-
Sonic charged up his spin dash.
Goku- Hame-
Sonic- A little longer.
Goku- fthb jhhutgfiyviufuifiufiufuifiubukgyiiufrehuhghjbluohvyu!
But it failed. Sonic went through Goku, and killed him.
Sonic- Any ass wipe next? *Smirk*.
Vegeta- Bring it on!
Sonic- Give me your best vagina!
Amy- How dare you Sonic! We're only teens and you wanna get laid? You pig.
Sonic- No! The guys name is vagina.
Amy- Oh. Sorry! *Cracks up*.
Vegeta killed himself.
Story over!